#acts of wizardry

[8ball-wizard]

petitioning the wizard council to unban Car Explosion With Hammers in light of current events

[primordialsoupvendor]

Hey man i’ve been supplying soup arcanum to some wizard businesses you wanna become a client

is your soup arcanum locally sourced and humanely slaughtered?

[look-at-that-right-there]

[grammnoi]

people who can cast dimensional rift

a community whose members can cast the magical spell known colloquially as dimensional rift

my community was approved. please let me know if you would like to join. serious inquiries ONLY.

[wizcord-official]

Can i get a wizcord account

of course! for account creation simply sacrifice twelve gallons of lizard blood unto a granite altar, invoke the ancient rites of nyarlatothep. write your username and password on a wild cow and chase it into the forgotten woods. the initiation process might take a couple of minutes.

we’re happy to have you!

[8ball-wizard]

i always scry after sex

[8ball-wizard]

my least favorite thing about literally every city council is how easily swayed they are by the main wizard council into codifying their bullshit banned spells list into local law

[8ball-wizard]

using my staff to stir a bowl of canned soup to make potion of i don't fucking know