Oct 5, 2024
ugh, i hate this, i'm gonna- *remembers that, even if i'm personally not affected by suicide jokes, i'm not the only one online and seeing them can be distressing for a number of reasons* send someone to the Infinite Spiders Dimension
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ugh, i hate this, i'm gonna- *remembers that, even if i'm personally not affected by suicide jokes, i'm not the only one online and seeing them can be distressing for a number of reasons* send someone to the Infinite Spiders Dimension
“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!
Wizard Advice: If an arcane scroll you have to read is especially boring, you can simply summon a Gnome to read it for you!
(Dw guys, the Gnomes are paid in experience its totally ethical ^^)
Scientists will bring back the dire wolf (not even GENUINELY at that) and people will be like “oh that’s so cool”, “yay we’re beating extinction” (they’re not), but when I, a necromancer
Daily reminder that if you are uncomfortable with your small child learning lightning bolt, you should not leave them under my supervision!
Imagining Gale and Tara having a very civil, passive aggressive argument about why Tara should not be eating plastic
Damn apprentice brought the initial d car to life
(Little concept I made for an initial d/transformers crossover i might make into smthn idk.)
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