#wizard problems

[8ball-wizard]

ugh, i hate this, i'm gonna- *remembers that, even if i'm personally not affected by suicide jokes, i'm not the only one online and seeing them can be distressing for a number of reasons* send someone to the Infinite Spiders Dimension

[grandwizardmike]

cooking up some EVIL magic noodles

[twinkwizard69]

Sometimes my wizard friends casually bring up their dark lore like: „Back when i was lost in the catacombs…“

YOU WERE LOST IN THE CATACOMBS?!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!

[cb-writes-stuff]

Scientists will bring back the dire wolf (not even GENUINELY at that) and people will be like “oh that’s so cool”, “yay we’re beating extinction” (they’re not), but when I, a necromancer

[dawhimsicalwhiz]

What is this recent influx of shadow monsters I have been seeing? The other day I was peering out my spire when I spotted a large phantom bonnie?? By the hairs of my beard, I’ve never cast a spell so quickly. I immediately cast Bite of ‘87 and banished this monster back to the realm it came from.

Truly alarming, wizards look out.

[wizard-of-the-northern-sea]

Daily reminder that if you are uncomfortable with your small child learning lightning bolt, you should not leave them under my supervision!

[john-the-wizard]

Apprentices these days will turn in three spells with a goblin scratch diagram and call it a grimoire… go ponder the arcane runes another year, peasant.