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Sickness is such a stupid concept. I'm a vampire, we're not meant to get sick. What? I go out one evening/night in the wrong clothes, it just happens to be a bit chilly, and suddenly I'm unwell? What kind of bullshit is this? The worst of it is my eyes getting watery randomly at times and if my nose is fucked enough and I breathe wrong I feel like I'll drown on nothing and choke. Curse this frail body, I want my real form back already. Where's my fangs? My heightened senses? My claws? Power? This body I'm trapped in is a cursed prison.

#alterhuman #nonhuman #otherkin #vampire #vampirekin #vampire otherkin #physical otherkin #physical alterhumanity #physical nonhuman #physically nonhuman #real vampire #actually a vampire #sickness #illness #vampiric #vampirism

all these vampire shows and movies are so fake for not hiring real vampires. like, clearly all these vampires are showing up on camera I already know they're faking it

I don't want to see another vampire movie until they start hiring real vampires

#vampire movies #vampire #hire vampires #actually a vampire #vampirism #vampire core #vampire show #vampire media #vampires

yes i am only a young teenager but i use words like thousandfold, hence, that’d, i’d, sincerely, in conclusion, midst, and i spout poetry when i have the big feels

#like maybe i'm the reincarnation of Shakespeare #nOt like othEr giRLS #actually a vampire #immortal #actually immortality would suck nvm #just being alone forever #unless you find a fellow immortal #fellow immortals hit me up

When you finally realize that you're too goth for any form of an average life but not goth enough to get rich off of it.

#this is what I'm thinking about in a rest stop bathroom #you're welcome #goth for life #goth #gothic #dark #actually me #actually a vampire

GUESS WHOSE BACKK!!!!!11!!1!1

Its me hi so my family thinks im "too unhinged" and a "threat to my own safety anf others" so they forced me to go into the psych ward :/ but im out now YAYAYAYAAYYYYY

And BIG NEWS!!!! My roommate in the psych ward told me that I wasnt crazy, my insatiable need to eat organs means that im ACTUALLY a vampire, and it makes sense why I was so drawn to vampires in media while also having an insatiable thirst for blood! It makes sense because naturally I have a deficit in iron hence why vampires need to drink blood!!!!

According to her, you can actually be born this way?? Who knew! I thought vampires were stupid so sorry to any of the vampires I made fun of before im actually one of you! 🫀🫀🦷❣️

Anyway, sbes also a vampire and I got her contact info so we can keep talking and I can learn more about being a vamp! WHICH btw "Vamp" is actually a derogatory fetishist slur used against our community so only actual vampires can use it thx

Anywhore im happy to be back, but im gonna have to behave since my family is watching me like a hawk to make sure im actually taking my meds. They cant see this account, so ill let you know that im not taking them because I dont need them, thye just dont understand me and my special needs in a largely human world.