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WHAT WAS YOUR
Last beverage: earl grey tea. with lemon
Last phone call: my mom probably
Last text message: incoming: spam, outbound: no idea
Last song you listened to: 8bit feel good inc
Last time you cried: I don't remember :D
HAVE YOU EVER
Dated someone twice: hm. no don't think so
Been cheated on: nahhh
Kissed someone and regretted it: what are kisses
Lost someone special: yeah
Been depressed: well I wouldn't know in a medical sense but I've sort of felt like it yes
Been drunk and threw up: nah.
LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: red, neon green, sky blue
LAST YEAR (2014) HAVE YOU
Made a new friend: people haven't told me that they think we're friends so maybe not...
Fallen out of love: nah
Laughed until you cried: a lot, yes
Met someone who changed you: everyone changes people somewhat. yes
Found out who your true friends are: I don't have any.
Found out someone was talking about you: yeah.
Kissed anyone on your FB friends list: nop
GENERAL
How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: I... I don't remember who I have there...
first best friend: we don't talk about that fuckmonkey.
First sport you joined: do you consider bowling a sport
First vacation: I was a kid and we went out to the sea and I almost drowned. also I overheated and ended up bleeding profusely out of my nose. it was "pleasant"
First pair of trainers: I don't remember much about my old shoes. they were probably black, though.
RIGHT NOW
Eating: nothing
Drinking: also nothing
I’m about to: freeze to death and pierce my desk with my stone hard nipples
Listening to: asmr stuff
Waiting for: my back to stop hurting
YOUR FUTURE
Want kids: most certainly not Get married: yeah
Career: something that doesn't require me to socialize with people in person or preferably at all seriously
WHICH IS BETTER
Lips or eyes: eyes
Hugs or kisses: neither if I don't know you well enough to personally permit it
Shorter or taller: whatever
Older or younger: older. gtfo my lawn
Romantic or spontaneous: ... I... those aren't actually antonyms...
Nice stomach or nice arms: do I give a fuck
Sensitive or loud: sensitive
Hook-up or relationship: relationship
Trouble maker or hesitant: a healthy smoothie of both I'd think, leaning hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER
Kissed a stranger: maybe as a really small kid? does on the cheek count? no? then I have not
Drank hard liquor: lol no
Lost glasses/contacts: hm? no, I don't wear those
Sex on first date: I don't do dates
Broke someone’s heart: I doubt it
Been arrested: haha, no
Turned someone down: depends on if the internet horny teenagers count. "are you a girl? yes? be my gf. no? fuck you"
Cried when someone died: when I was a kid. that was the last time. I can't cry when people die these days. I suppose that's a little morbid, but my eyes just don't do the thing. I do cry for animals, but I lack the same kind of a reaction to human death. it doesn't mean that I feel nothing, but I just don't cry.
Fallen for a friend: haaaahaha I suppose you could say that's exactly how it went
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Yourself: not particularly.
Miracles: no.
Love at first sight: a little.
Heaven: nah. you die, and then you're dead.
Santa Claus: nope. we don't even have santa in russia. we have ded moroz.
Kiss on the first date: I don't do dates.
Angels: no.