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How do i explain to my 9 year old that I’m not calling her fat. I’m calling her the antichrist?
She said that she weighed 66.6lbs and i told my mom to call and exorcist and she thinks that has to do with exercise and i can’t stop laughing long enough to correct her
Skating is witchraft. She couldn't even stand the last time she was on the ice. Every time you think she's about to fall she's actually practicing twirling. At one point they had her frigging jump and land without falling. And like kudos to the figure skating kids helping out this class. 2 classes in and they've pmuch adopted my future figure skater. These like tween girls are so kind and encouraging holy crap.
middsy’s got pizza in the shower again. it’s so gross, like not even funny at this point, but what the hell is jonas supposed to do to stop him? middsy likes to grin at him with that big gummy smile whenever jonas says something sensible like, can’t you wait 10 minutes, or, you’re setting a bad example for the babies, so as far as jonas is concerned, trying to bestow good manners on him is a lost cause.
Instant ramen, leftover venison Mongolian 'beef' quarantine cuisine
Highlights from parenting the tiny krogan today: -watched her turn and run from the step like a feral cat instead of coming inside. Asked her sister what they did to her "nothing, she said she's free now." -asked her to at least dump the compost "I'm one with nature. I live here now. I don't have chores in nature." -she finally comes to get the compost bucket. There is mud on her face. Mud is nature's makeup mom. -she stomped around the yard, like some kind of feral child chasing birds and smelling rocks. -i asked her to come in and shower and she then growled and tried to chase me with a stick.
7pm Me: time for bed tiny krogan child 7:05pm Me: they cancelled school tomorrow get the fuck up.
Class 4. Only fell 5 times.
My kids: when all the YOI episodes are out can we have another marathon? Me: yeah i guess. Kids: Can we invite N? Me: well i don't know her mom is kind of strict i don't think she'd be allowed Kids: it's Victor's butt isn't it? VICTOR'S BUTT RUINS EVERYTHING.
