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Chapters: 3/31 Fandom: Arrested Development Summary:  GOB tries and fails to erase his shame. Again and again and again. 

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Stacie Conrad, Doctor of Love - Chapter 13b: Carol and Burt’s Wacky Adventure

Burt:

So, Carol, are you ready to begin our zany adventure?

Carol:

You know it, Burt!

Ashley :

What the f...

Jessica :

...Umm, what Ashley means is could you please explain what is happening, here? You see, I don’t know if you know this, but, we are the official spokespeople for Author

Ashley :

Yeah, and you two are, what, some incidental side characters who were literally just introduced?!

Carol:

We are the over-the-top comic relief, right, Burt?

Burt:

[Drools, making giant heart eyes at Jessica and Ashley] Hubba hubba!

Carol :

[Punches Burt up through the ceiling, and into the sky]

Burt:

I’m okay!

Jessica :

You know, just because it’s a woman doing it, doesn’t make violence funny!

Ashley :

Also, kinda feel like you stole that bit from another show.

Beca [walking in with Stacie]:

Hey guys, what’s good.... what is that?

[a cute little turtle walks across the room]

Burt [back in the room but with ceiling plaster on his shoulders]:

Oh, that’s Theo, our mascot.

Carol :

He doesn’t talk, but he’s cute right? Of course, he’s not as cute as you hotties are!

Burt:

Wait, why are you allowed to flirt and I’m not?

Beca [facepalms]:

This whole filler episode is a train wreck.

Stacie :

Maybe you and I should just make out?

Burt and Carol:

Thanks for watching our filler episode!

Jessley:

Be sure to be on the look out

Beca:

For Stacie Conrad

Stacie :

Doctor of Love!

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Fandom: Arrested Development Pairing: None, Maeby-centric Prompt: Joyful and triumphant Warnings: Mentions of incestuous desires and a mention of the sex Maeby had with Perfecto when he was underage Summary: Maeby cooks up a holiday scheme

It was Christmas time and the Bluths were doing an excellent job of avoiding each other.

[danajsparks]

omgcmere:

LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE ANON

I read your ask to theunsinkable, and she was like, “why don’t you write a ficlet about that?” and half an hour and 875 words later I’ve written totally gratuitous Blunder cross-dressing.

PG-13ish? I think? ENJOY. <3

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Gob's Journey: Part 2

Yesterday, I started posting a fic over on the AD kink meme. The first part featured an encounter between Gob and Barry.

So, here is Part 2

There's no kink in this scene, just some family bonding.