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CK| barely younger than dirt |they/them|Native/Afro/Euro-American Fan Fiction, fandom life, LGBT+ culture, and random things I like

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Remember that accents matter!

If you meet a strange creature in Spain that points to you and your friends saying:

... “cómo estás” - they are probably friendly.

... “como estas” - you should probably run.

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My eyes did the same as Aabria’s when the Halfling researcher mentioned celestial biology.

[natalieironside]

I thought Homestuck was that one old dude who signed the decoration of independence

[cipheramnesia]

No, that's Hancock, you're thinking of the mechanism that toilet tanks use to refill without overflowing.

[capsgirl19]

That's a ballcock. Homestuck is a thick cut of meat from the center of a pig's leg.

[im-mender]

That's ham hock. Homestuck is that pokemon challenge where you release pokemon when they faint.

[realshy]

I think you're thinking of Nuzlocke? Homestuck is a Counter-Strike meme from eighteen years ago

[dragongirltongue]

That's door stuck! Everyone knows Homestuck is that guy who annoys Strong Bad

[dellerose]

that's homestar runner! homestuck is actually what they call it when you hit a baseball really hard

[naga-noia]

easy mistake, that’s actually home-run! homestuck is that one Christmas movie from 1990 starring Macaulay Culkin

[polybius-on-gameboy-deactivated]

Close! That’s home alone! homestuck is actually the name of a party where everyone contributes their own dish

[astraltrickster]

Not quite, that's a potluck. Homestuck is a big box chain of hardware and home improvement stores, the one with the orange logo

[conveniencestoreman]

i think thats home depot. homestuck is that thing that hockey players push around on the ice

[chohakkaifan]

Nah, that's a Hockey Puck. I'm pretty sure Homestuck is a character from Battlestar Galactica.

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I’m afraid you’re thinking of Starbuck. I’m quite certain Homestuck is a highly poisonous cousin of parsley with small white flowers.

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Julien: I have not f***ed your son!

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“You can’t say bitch when you are on a unicorn, everybody knows that!”

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Alex taking Talesin’s place in the bridge battle with his magic d20

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“I cast menopause!”

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Every episode of the seekers table, I’m expecting Brennan to narrate some version of Elsa, Anna and Olaf to show up

[wholesome-animal-images]

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Dutton Ranch minor spoilers

Oreana Lynn… Jackson? Holy Shakespeare, Batman. ( I smell a Romeo and Juliet plot)

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I know it would be overkill, but a part of me wants Thimble to attune to the Bracers of Oak and Birch and just one-shot everything that comes along

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Sometimes I feel the “engagement” sickness from other platforms and feel anxious when I leave a post that is slow to pick up notes, but then I remember that, outside of a few fandoms, most of my mutuals are just folks who like to share cat pics and happen to be queer and/or neurodivergent like me.

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Hearing Brandon Lake and Nick Jonas’s song for the first time after watching a Nick Jonas movie is wild

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I freely admit that I had low expectations going into Masters of the Universe, but as soon as I saw Idris, things started looking up and in the end, it was a genuinely enjoyable movie. All of the nostalgia is balanced with a modern framework. Changing attitudes in masculinity are addressed but it’s never heavy handed. Mostly it’s a fun, funny badass action movie. Totally worth the two hours.

PS there are 3 mid/post credit scenes

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Nick Jonas’s version is as pretty and slick as you expect from a boy band veteran. Paul Rudd brings devastating vulnerability to the same lyrics and for a songwriter like me that’s kind of the point of the movie

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Ashley’s characters can’t sneak for anything

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After watching Tyranny, I should have remembered how effortlessly Aspirants changed form.