#adam is like

[dicaxasinus]

number 13?

13. What character would be your best friend in real life?

man idk who would be able to put up with my personality but damn do i hope that adamus sutekh from the i am number four series would be my friend 10/10 great individual

[adamprrishcycle]

I love adam parrish and I want to talk about how strong he is and how he’s beautiful and magical and is going to take the world by storm… but sometimes (all the time, as you may have noticed) I just wanna talk about his dirty mouth...

I mean… adam parrish could talk anyone out of their pants, but (un)luckily he only wants ronan. ronan lynch who is INTIMIDATING. ronan lynch who people are scared of

but adam opens his mouth and ronan is just… rendered useless because oh my god? adam parrish is talking dirty like, can you hear me?

and he will just do it anywhere. when they're alone, when they're in the car, when they're at school, when ronan occasionally goes to play tennis and ends up storming off the court after hitting his opponent in the back of the knees with his racket

"I'm never playing again. It's a shit sport, it’s completely shit”

Adam pulls at the front of his white t-shirt in the locker room "you won't need your whites anymore then, will you? take them off"

ronan begins to undress eagerly but adam stops him "on second thoughts... keep them on"

and ronan is like “seriously?” and adam brushes a hand down his chest and his stomach, stopping when he reaches his waist, then he pulls it away again. “do you really want to get caught being fucked against a wall in the locker room with your shorts around your ankles?” he looks down pointedly at ronan’s white tennis shorts

and ronan wants to say yes but he doesn’t trust himself to speak

and let me tell you about another time in case that wasn’t proof enough. ok one time, get this... it was sunday and ronan was about to go downstairs to church. he’s in his sunday best and adam is feeling like he wants ronan’s attention for a minute longer so he grabs his tie off the chair where he left it and he wraps it round the back of ronan’s neck and he begins to tie it, ya know, helping him out

when he’s done, ronan is about to move away when adam grabs the knot of his tie and pulls him in close “you look so good, you have no idea. when you come back up i’m gonna show you how good you look.” 

ronan is staring like what in the hell i’m trying to live here parrish you piece of shit

“i’m gonna undress you slowly and then i’m gonna touch you” -he leans right in so their lips almost brush- “just the way you like it. and you’re gonna tell me exactly how it feels”

he didn’t touch him now as he spoke, he didn’t need to. ronan was a mess, his pants that had fit him perfectly mere moments ago, now felt tight and uncomfortable.

“I can skip church today,” he blurts out, grabbing for adam but adam steps back. 

“no, it’s alright” he says with a smirk, “I can wait”

and ronan sighs because he fucking can’t and adam parrish is a fucking tease

I hate this and everything it stands for. My hand... it slipped...