Language Necromancer

Fortuna fortes metuit.ἓν δ’ ἐπίσταμαι μέγα, τὸν κακῶς μ’ ἔδοντα δεινοῖς ἀνταμείβεσθαι κακοῖς.

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[scarlettohairdye]

Zelda puzzle training simulator

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you come onto my post and be funnier than me

[we-have-black-marble-at-home]

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[annieisyourfavourite]

[ID: a sketchy digital comic showing a dog lying down with his head on a person's leg.

The first panel shows the dog looking at the person with big eyes and saying, "Hi I'm love you". The second panel is slightly closer as the dog says, "So Bmuch! Hi!"

The third panel widens to show a sandwich sitting on a side table. The dog is intently staring at the sandwich.

End ID]

[weeheilandcoo]

stunning recreation of this tonight

[thegreatyin]

hatoful boyfriend singlehandedly ruined 99% of "parody" dating sims for me because it's like. i don't know how to explain it better than saying it's the galaxy quest of dating simulators. it's a very shameless and very silly parody, yes, but at the end of the day it ultimately takes its characters and its plot very very seriously, and all of its parody elements stem from a place of deep love and respect for the genre. you walk away from hatoful boyfriend's true ending knowing the creator loves the tropes she's poking fun at, and the world she's built up surrounding said tropes. it's a deeply silly and deeply stupid game with a deeply silly and deeply stupid foundation but it is extremely sincere. and this is the element so many dating sim parody games lack. they're too afraid to fully commit to their own genre, to make a proper effort to capture what makes it great, to be more than the stock shallow nothingburgers they assume all dating sims are. they're more obsessed with The Bit than they are making a good goddamn game. like. congratulations, you've made a wacky game about dating wacky objects and creatures!!!!!!!!! now make something with heart and soul for once.

anyway the important takeaway from this post is you should go play hatoful boyfriend (2011). Right Now.

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[who-the-fuck-is-sennalye]

yay! :D

[who-the-fuck-is-sennalye]

fuck i forgot to mention they're a really good false swiper cause of spore...

[who-the-fuck-is-sennalye]

why do i get the feeling someone's set up a bot to vote for iron boulder

[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

[toskarin]

I have a bad habit of calling things “loathsome” if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn’t that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said “loathsome juice…” under my breath without realizing that’s not a normal thing to say

everyone started laughing

[tinyflower-bouquet]

[toskarin]

BULLYING ME

[windynebula]

I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

[barillapasta]

i95 perfec t place for european to c\ross! cars very Soft and Slow european cross easily put european on 95. Put football fan On 95. no problems ever on i95 because good Crosswalks and Stoplights for european walk to met life stadium for european pedestrian culture. i95 yes a place for a european put european on 95 can trust new jersey for giveing good love to european. friend i95

[roseworth]

i love saying "walk with me" before proposing a headcanon with little to no canon evidence. lets journey together. i will show you the way 🫴

[freshcuntgrass]

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

[loyaltykink]

Those who paid the blood price — group pic for a Heart: The City Beneath campaign I ran.

[loyaltykink]

From top to bottom:

-Perry, played by @dicaxasinus -Vali, played by @ika-tko -Datura, played by @beasts-embrace -Endless-Disappointment, played by a guy without social media

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[soliddaddy96]

It’s el muchacho monday

[shitpostingkats]

We need less "shy, anxious, always second guessing" Apollo in fanworks, and approximately 400% more of whatever the hell this is.

[van-iira]

[vilonnie]

[ID: Two screenshots from Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. The background is the courtroom. The Judge says, "But how did you come to possess knowledge the prosecution clearly does not?" Apollo, in the objecting pose, replies, "Because I am the only one in the world who knows this."

This is followed by a screenshot of a comment by Tumblr user ospreyonthemoon, which reads, "He's the only attorney here who could be an attorney in real life. I think he's iconic. Like. He walks into this clown court and goes "fuck. Guess I'd better learn clown law" and starts sending people to the shadow realm with his eyes." End ID]