#adam talking

[cranberrykissel]

can't believe they really made an entire show season about Edwin getting too many bitches but not his longtime friend-husband-partner. gay superhell literally

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do they put something in the erisol water that makes all of us really like humanstuck

[cranberrykissel]

so far I learned that many archaeology discourses could be helped by asking "what about DNA-"

but the answer is "we don't have money for that"

[cranberrykissel]

starting the reread, I promised myself I won't give Crowley and Halt any queer side-eyes for funsies

these guys made it incredibly difficult tho? I'm in tears from laughter

-> Here's this grumpy runaway prince helping out a guy he barely met like he's a damsel in distress (he actually is) not once but TWICE

-> Halt: Morgarath is after us? PLEASE run away with me 👉👈

Crowley: Naur, let's kick Morgarath's ass together💍🧎

Halt: yes 😉 (I still have some gold coins and I'm going to follow this chirpy idiot around bc I've nothing to do, not like anyone would recognize me if I get involved in royal business lol) I'm Halt "danger" Halt afterall

-> Wouldn't be surprised if they'd actually eloped in these few days between Tournament at Gorlan and The Hiberian really, based on how they act. Top tier married banter

-> MAJOR offense Halt did to Crowley:

1) drink coffee with honey

2) calls potatoes a funny word

3) constantly grumpy (that's not even true, the amount of jokes he played in the meantime?? Crowley are you tone deaf)

-> MAJOR offense Crowley did to Halt:

1) is a redhead

2) sings

-> They share one (1) braincell and I think Copper has it most of the time. Crowley's zero acting skills, Halt using the same name he gave Morgarath, and always getting away with it. Bonus a free meal.

-> Crowley "The kingdom is in danger" Meratyn and his "the world is beautiful with a companion [Halt] like that" 🥰

-> Crowley's in his early 20s and Halt who's 18 acting 45 (now we know where Gilan got this condition) due to chronology shenanigans! Really makes you feel like the series was written by a medieval annalist making thing up whenever he has no idea

-> No idea why Pauline doesn't pull out the "That's my husband Halt, and that's his work husband Crowley" card. Shame

they're legitimately written as soulmates guys, one can be a cheeky redhead and another an emo teenage prince so chill

[cranberrykissel]

Listen I don't make the rules, if DC doesn't know I don't have to. If it's fluffy it shall pass.

[cranberrykissel]

Do they have any idea how little 'Batman's Son Robin' narrows it down

id [screenshot of a Screen Rant's article's title: "Batman's son Robin must finally pick his destiny in DC Comics"] /end id

[cranberrykissel]