We got pulled over after a rave getting shut down:
Cop 1: What's the deal with all these ketchup bottles?
Adam: It's a decorative chain because his name is Ketchup.
Cop 1: His name is Ketchup?
Me: Yes, that's my rave name.
Cop 2 after looking at my ID : Yeah, his name is literally Ketchup, his name is Hinz!
*both cops laugh*
Cop 2 after running our IDs: Okay, drive safe.
Cop 1: Goodnight Mr. Ketchup.










