#addaxfreak

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this unit should sell better than humanoid combat dolls!! being quadrupedal makes it more agile but its front talons are still prehensile and its horns allow it to defend itself from being attacked from behind and it has an extra weapon right there on its tail and its teeth are more suited to tearing things apart than your average doll!!! and the fur is there to insulate and protect its- what are you doing. nonono stop that. as it was saying it also posesses paws. three talons and a "thumb" on each of its front paws, two talons and a retractable dewclaw on its hind paws, each with pads and curved claws like a bird of prey's those are NOT there for cuteness factor they are there to make the units footsteps relatively silent andSTOP PRESSING ON THEM. anyway its ears can also turn 360 degress and be used to shield its eyes and sensors, and are NOT FOR PETTING- okay can you please just listen. its previous design included "wings" similar to that of a bat or flying lizard, but those limbs proved to be more trouble than they were worth; it hurts the unit to keep them tucked in for long and it would oftentimes suddenly thwack the shit out of other dolls while in formation because it has Zero impulse controlSTOP!!! JESUS CHRIST. its tail is also able to curl in either direction, allowing it to attack enemy units like a scorpion would and simultaneously keep it coiled safely inward while still; its long neck allows it toLET GO OF THat,

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boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, so i think about milfet on co- whhhbbwhh. company? where??

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sniffling and whining and such. im a good doll my sergeant said so and hes right about everything see. even if im not bodily able to be in any kind of military the corps is always there okay. the balljoint barracks. sniffles. i have a squad i have friends i have orders to follow and a Purpose to fulfill i dont have to feel inadequate anymore i dont have to be afraid like i have been for all these years i dont have to be afraid im a good soldier and i can prove it now i promise im a good doll im a good doll im a good doll

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friend talking to me: yeah i was in jrotc, i think i was a corporal before-

me so horny my vision is blurring: yyou were. a waht

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needmore stories about u incorprating ur kinks into stuff pls, ‘get it together soldier’ cant be the only thinh

i used to lock myself in the backyard and whisper drill commands at myself with a big stick as my rifle and then not let myself get off later when i wanted to if i fucked any of them up, does that count. and also i would stand on the tallest playground tower and imagine a platoon of soldiers i was commanding down on the grass and i would get, like, Cartoonishly Angry if someone walked through their ranks

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look. sniffles really sadly. ur commanding officer making u stand at attention and touching u all over but you cant move or speak or break ranks and they insist this is normal and they march u over to ur uncomfy ass bunk bed and shove u down and tell you to stay still and all you can get out is a shaky little aye-aye and what could you do to stop it. OKAY???? SNIFFLES? SOBS SADLY? being scolded for having your uniform on wrong and insisting you take it off in front of them mid-inspection and its not like you can disobey or else youre gonna end up getting smoked and if that happens youll be too exhausted to fight back if they decide to correct you further!!!!OKAY!!!!!!!

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spanking is not hot to me at all. however the phrasing of telling someone to assume the position,

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hey what if we were in the same platoon at parris island and u were getting nervous the night before our senior drill instructors inspection and i made u hump my boots 4 stress relief as a between-bros platonic favor. js what if