finally 🧪 the sub marine

feed me bullets right the fuck now i NEED to eat bullets "this doll will slop you..." -orchid 2025 #amen #godbless kidnapping sandwing dragonets since 5012 AS

[daily-jhariah-photos]

[pvt-roadkill]

people tend to forget that half their vocabulary is imperative sentences until they run into me and i put it into perspective for them. its fun seeing them trip over trying to avoid giving me orders when their daily vernacular consists entirely of giving people orders. i dont mind in the slightest but it IS fun

[pvt-roadkill]

yes sir. of course sir. yeah i know you didnt mean it like that but you know how it is with me and you said it anyway didnt you. shall i hang myself or overdose, sir. what are you talking about of course im serious, i was given an order. what is trolling sir

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[girlthulhu]

wololo

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[cat515]

millipede and centipede graphics

[sakuu]

(XユーザーのAMAOUさん: 「…羽休… #水銀燈 #ローゼンメイデン https://t.co/FED98fUZKm」 / Xから)

[godless-femininity]

Doll-bratting by blinking at you twice before obeying

[fleebites]

throwback thursday: maid

[lui-rata]

color study

[b0nkcreat]

while everyone is confessing about fetishes i wanna confess (brag) that ive had the same one since 8 years old. ive done more research than you could possibly comprehend. people see anything related to it and automatically think of me. ive had friends who actually work in the field give me their old stuff to be a pervert about. they call me fetish slenderman. im the poster child. nobody does it like i do

sorry i can only focus on fetish slenderman. right now. that’s all i can think about from this They call you fetish slenderman

[pvt-roadkill]

still rlly proud of all the people in the tags referring to me by my hard-earned title and asking what it is. rejoice my children and jack off to your special interests

[demilypyro]

instead of maidifying punk girls (regressive), consider radicalizing maid girls by teaching them class consciousness (awesome)

[demilypyro]

maid 1: miss emily i argued for better wages today

maid 2: miss emily check out my new piercings

maid 3: i have poisoned the master's food

me horny as hell: that's awesome you guys are awesome

[demilypyro]

*so horny I can't stand* holy fuck

[i-suggest-bolshevik-revolution]

miss emily i have a suggestion

[nebula-cnidaria]

[ontologicallyevilseme]

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience

[mimikyuno]

look at her skiirt aah

[herpsandbirds]

Photo 1: Alipes multicostis from Cameroon, Africa. (Credit: UG, modified) Photo 2: Aspects of ultimate legs in Alipes spp. (A) Posterior trunk with leaf-like ultimate legs in Alipes multicostis Immhoff, 1854 (Original A. Ruppert). (B) Schematic representation of posterior trunk and ultimate legs in Alipes spp. (compiled after Alipes grandidieri; (Iorio, 2003) and Alipes crotalus (Gerstaecker, 1854); and own data).

[scolopendramorsitans]

caught sunstorm pensively pondering the Orb (a piece of gravel he picked up and put in the corner)

[peach-pot]

voted “guy most akin to a well-behaved dog at the function” third year in a row.

[tautline-hitch]

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes

[tamamita]

They fucking killed him. Hezbollah killed Staff Sergeant Hamburger and you're laughing

[tamamita]