Bumblebee is definitely the crazy cat equivalent of a Cybertronian when it comes to humans. He has had like six different humans already? So imagine them all existing at the same time.
°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
Optimus: Bee don't do it.
Bumblebee slowly reaching for Raf: (ㆁωㆁ)
Optimus: Put him back you already have five humans already.
*Bumblebee grabs Raf and speeds off with him*
Optimus: Sigh.
Ratchet: We need to have an intervention that boy is addicted.
Optimus: No-
°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
*Bumblebee cuddling with all his humans*
Prowl: Ugh.
Bumblebee: You wanna go bitch? I won't hesitate to blast your fragging face off.
Prowl: Primus calm down.
Bumblebee: That's what I thought. Jealous fragger....
°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
Optimus: Primus give me strength.
Arcree: What's he doing now?
Optimus: Apparently buying matching Christmas sweaters for him and his charges.
Arcree: The human holiday? Isn't that five cycles away?
Ratchet: That's what I said!
Ratchet: You know an intervention is still on the table.
Optimus I'm too tired for this bs: Stop.
°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
If you're wondering how everyone rides in bee: Charlie gets driver seat privileges, Raf has shock gun, Spike is in the truck, Russell is wedged between Alex and Sari in the back, with Sam on the roof.