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rogue-valor replied to your post:           "For everyone just tuning the fuck in,...

Eren nervously gulps as he leans in and kisses the side of Badou’s head. “Oh man! I’m sorry please don’t hate me! They made me do it!!~T_T” The boy shrieked as he ran away.

                    - - -  "Could ya give me a warning before you assault the side of my face?" 

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                              - - - "Contrast to popular belief I don't suck dick for cigarettes." Especially not your pencil dick

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falsemaiden replied to your post:Fantasy threesome?

"BADOU."

            "Don't look at me like that, it should really be obvious." 

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             "I feed you gold and you shit me bronze   "

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           "Ya know those crazy yoga people remind of the same people who go running every single day   so they live longer. An then ironically get hit by a bus    Sometimes you should only fight death when it convenient, otherwise death gonna come up and punch you in the face."

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"Word of advice, make friends with the local hookers. Not only do they have the latest information/rumor and drop spots. But    their high discount are amazing."

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Headcannon

Badou is prone to giving people the are you stupid look. He also the person who is more level headed then most. Which mean if someone ask him a stupid question. An he's not in a good mood it takes a lot of restraint from verbally beating the person to death.

For example

person: My boyfriend cheated on me! with my mother!

Badou: Then you should leave him.

person: B-but i love him

Badou: [internally: that's not love you little twit its called a bond a and you had with someone is gone that's what hurts not love.] . . . . . . . . . . -stares at- no. . . . . . ..

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