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Alcohol & Drinking Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences for muses who like to drink, sometimes perhaps a little too much. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You know, when you said you wanted to hang out, I thought we'd be - I don't know - drinking or something."

"No offense, but I prefer to drink alone."

"I drank because it hurt too much. I stopped because it's meant to."

"I've never done that sober in my life!"

"Ever since I resumed drinking alcohol, I cannot for the life of me figure out why I ever gave it up."

"I'm feeling a little irresponsible..."

"It was just the one..."

"You smell like regret."

"I'd offer you a drink, but I don't have any booze."

"I've been letting it go so far, but if the idea is to drink more and more until I say something, I am hereby officially saying I wish you would stop drinking!"

"Pour me a drink. Arguing with you always makes me thirsty."

"I am not starting this day sober."

"You'll be fine. Hangovers build character."

"I must say, you appeared much smarter at the bar."

"How long are you going to make me stand here before you offer me a drink?"

"I've been drunk a while, that's correct! What the fuck is it to you?"

"It's never too early for a gin and tonic."

"What does a man have to do to get a quiet drink in these parts?"

"The one thing I've never understood is how you could drink so much and never seem to be even the least bit tipsy."

"You seem sober. That's the biggest surprise of the night."

"One bottle of gin doesn't make an an alcoholic of me."

"When did you last have a drink?"

"And how are you more sober than me?"

"Don't you agree it's a crime that cocktail culture is in decline?"

"That's my bottle, and I'm not going to let you drink it all just because your daddy didn't hug you much when you were little."

"I'm currently nursing a hangover as a result of one of the best evenings I've had in a long time. As such, I don't have the bandwidth for casual conversation right now."

"Did you think to pack any vodka?"

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Oh.. oh you want to see this. May 7th!

[crownmemes]

Alcohol & Drinking Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences for muses who like to drink, sometimes perhaps a little too much. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You're not trying to ply me with wine to find out what I know, are you?"

"I would offer you a drink but it's very rare and expensive."

"If you keep drinking, you're going to get fired."

"I must say, I'd rather hoped 'tea' was code for something a little stronger."

"Are you hungover?"

"I like you better when you're drinking."

"Are you drinking all alone tonight?"

"You're a mean drunk."

"You drink too much. I get why, but I wish you wouldn't."

"I'm going to erase that image from my mind with a bottle of scotch."

"Did I mention that I have been drinking?"

"Why are you drinking so much tonight anyway?"

"If I don't drink, then I start to feel - and I don't like what I feel."

"Would you like a drink?"

"Isn't there anyone you want to stay sober for?"

"I haven't been like this in a long time. Years."

"I'm not drunk!"

"I must be drunk already, telling you this sob story again."

"I'm not drinking to get drunk."

"A guy only gets that drunk when he wants to kiss a girl or kill a man - so, which is it?"

"You can't keep drinking yourself into oblivion!"

"I've been to a party. I'm a bit drunk."

"Some people swear by hair of the dog, but I refer nature's sponge: the egg."

"I think you've had enough to drink."

"May I have a drink now?"

"Why don't you have a glass of champagne?"

"I'm not used to doing this while sober."

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"Are you trying to get me drunk?"

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Alcohol & Drinking Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for muses who like to drink, sometimes perhaps a little too much. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I forgive you because I know that if you weren't drunk, you wouldn't be talking this way."

"You're drinking too much."

"Don't drink my whisky."

"Your left eye looks like it's had two bottles of scotch on its own!"

"I was drinking, but not to excess. I don't do that anymore. I mean, I do, but not nearly as often as I used to."

"Are you sure I can't get you a drink?"

"I know it's not fashionable anymore, but I think drinking heavily is the best way of dealing with life."

"Have you been drinking? Your breath smells like wine."

"Are we drunk? How drunk are we? What's happening?"

"You don't drink anymore, do you?"

"I'm not sure if I'm willing to sacrifice my hard won sobriety just yet, but we should talk further over a glass of wine."

"A man like you shouldn't have to drink alone."

"It's cold. Do you have any whiskey?"

"If we're going to reminisce, let's at least get a drink, huh?"

"You're going to get drunk again, are you?"

"I always have a couple of cocktails in the evening! It relaxes me! "

"I always make time for alcohol."

"I don't want to get you drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking."

"I don't think I'm an alcoholic. Do you?"

"I'm not sure if it's the whiskey talking, but I fucking love you."

"Life's too short to waste on cheap alcohol."

"Are you going to make this a habit?"

"Christ, you're like a walking cliché!"

"I think that I can have three glasses of sauvignon blanc and still do my job!"

"You look like a man who could use a drink."

"Are you okay? Have you been drinking?"

"You know, you are not the best drinking buddy!"

"Why do you drink so much? Are you punishing yourself?"

"Drunk, I'm an open book. Sober, I'm cagey as hell."

"I am hardly obliged to answer to the ravings of a drunkard!"

"I can smell the whiskey on your breath."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you kind of look like you need a drink."

"Want to get drunk and fool around?"

"It takes more than a few drinks to render my judgement blurry."

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Addiction Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for muses with addictions and those who would rather they didn't. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You know, I think you need help."

"You're drinking too much."

"You know cigarettes are bad for you, right?"

"What is this? An intervention? Are you here to save my soul?"

"Of all the bad habits I've tried to quit, smoking is the hardest."

"I know it's not fashionable anymore, but I think drinking heavily is the best way of dealing with life."

"Are you going to make this a habit?"

"Have you been drinking? Your breath smells like wine."

"I try to quit. I just keep finding cigarettes between my fingers."

"Christ, you're like a walking cliché!"

"I thought you were going to quit?"

"Well, if memory serves, this is the part where you say you can handle it, and that you can stop whenever you want."

"Isn't it normal to want to numb yourself when you're in pain? Would a doctor operate without anaesthesia?"

"You didn't get that urge you get? You know, to do something silly?"

"Let me give you some free medical advice - stop smoking those things!"

"Do you want a cigarette? You seem awful nervous."

"Thank fuck that pill's kicking in!"

"I don't think I'm an alcoholic. Do you?"

"Christ, I could use a cigarette."

"I'm not sure if I'm willing to sacrifice my hard won sobriety just yet, but we should talk further over a glass of wine."

"You're going to get drunk again, are you?"

"I can smell the whiskey on your breath."

"You smell like regret."

"Scattered wits take a long time in picking up."

"I was drinking, but not to excess. I don't do that anymore. I mean, I do, but not nearly as often as I used to."

"You seem sober. That's the biggest surprise of the night."

"I would really rather you not smoke in here."

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Addiction Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences for muses with addictions and those who would rather they didn't. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Do you smoke?"

"They have absolutely fabulous drugs here! I feel great!"

"Don't worry, I do some of my finest work self-medicated!"

"Opium! Fantastic stuff!"

"Those things will kill you."

"Nobody deceives like an addict."

"You drink too much. I get why, but I wish you wouldn't."

"You can't really tell if something is an addiction until you try to give it up."

"Are you hungover?"

"I'll get better. I always get better."

"If I don't drink, then I start to feel - and I don't like what I feel."

"You're self-medicating with homemade drugs?"

"You know, there are other ways to manage pain."

"It's the little vices that cause us the most pain."

"It's going to be one of those nights, isn't it?"

"You can't keep drinking yourself into oblivion!"

"Never underestimate the stupidity of an addict."

"I said I was an addict. I didn't say I had a problem."

"I'm enjoying this sober-ish you."

"You ever trust an addict? You ever give one the benefit of the doubt? How many times did it work out for you?"

"I haven't been like this in a long time. Years."

"You’re going through withdrawal."

"Yes, I knew about your issue with alcohol. Yes, I intentionally got you drunk."

"Isn't there anyone you want to stay sober for?"

"I think you've had enough to drink."

"I'm not used to doing this while sober."