Jul 7, 2016
*kisses your smokebeeper forehead*
!!
/Happy beep, and he’s going to return the kiss!/
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*kisses your smokebeeper forehead*
!!
/Happy beep, and he’s going to return the kiss!/
Pickup line meme: Hi I'm the firefighter, your friends called me over to check on you because you're smokin' hot.
Hah- well, there’s no fire, but I am really hot!
Doctor, be truthful now, because I feel like when you searched for a dog for Arachnid you typed in "Dog that looks like it shouldnt be allowed anywhere on this planet". Am I close to the exact search?
“World’s ugliest dog.”
Though curiously enough, your suggestion pulls up a picture of a judgmental looking Labrador that reminds me of our oldest newspark caretaker.
Did(Do) Cybertronians have memes? Is there anything that just starts out so dumb it has to be spread to everyone and whispered ao often it becomes so insufferably funny?
Somewhat inevitably so.
Since you became a medic, was there ever any medical think that just to this day puts you in a fit? I do remember you mentioning the bot with the disease in his vents you almost caught. But is there anything else thats just too ick for you to deal?
1) Greywater necrosis. Not as bad as lethally contagious bots spewing hot matter into my vents, but I’d be prepared to pay a great deal never to have to face it again.
2) Your icon.
Unfertilized ostrich eggs? Just like make sure theres nothing in them??? U hodl them up to candelight and if theyre empty perform some kinda scan and hey presto! Egg.
what about regular organic store eggs
would those work
just a lot of them
Frisky Beast sells eggs smokescreen, you could probs get some nice big ones if you feel like dropping credits on them (but would they make eggs that big tho???)
i have 12 credit
i cant get any :(
Hnnnng yaaaass put the cap on and grind agaisnt his spike and he is resisting whimpering, he grips your hips and growls and demands *politely* that you let him overload but you just jerk him faster and grin at him
Exactly! You know me way too well already- by the time I do get it off and let him get off, he’s a whole leaking mess.
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of course- Ratchet would probably want to get back at me for that.