#adhme

[whaddupanddancewithme]

ADHD is fun because one second you're reading about verbal constructions in South America and the next second you're looking up the lyrics to Sweet Child of Mine and you genuinely believe that it was a logical transition

[amerrymasquerade]

finally ordered my desk chair! (and groceries)

now i just have to convince my brain that that doesn't mean i'm finished with chores for the day, because i still have to take out the trash, pick up everything on the floor, and figure out how to use my new robo-vacuum

(that's not even counting cleaning out the fridge, which i have to do before my groceries arrive tomorrow morning but feels akin to picking a flight with an angry kraken)

[amerrymasquerade]

drifting in the doldrums between hyperfixations is its own special kind of hell

[75-shades-of-lilac]

I bought a lot of stuff knowing I don't have the money and I hate myself sm for it

[75-shades-of-lilac]

I read it everywhere "ADHD AND MY 63282 HOBBIES" and I always be "????? I have zero hobbies ??????" Yeah bitch 'cause even the steps it takes to start a new hobby are too freaking overwhelming for you, like, whatcha mean I have to get pen and paper to write? Whatcha mean there are multiple types of yarn? How could I ever decide? WHAT? I actually have to GET UP and take the stupid pencils out of the freaking cupboard to start drawing? Nah mate. I think I rather just stay on the couch

[whaddupanddancewithme]

all adhd girls do is spill coffee and forget

[whaddupanddancewithme]

last night I made my boyfriend watch Princess Diaries with me and when they did the makeover reveal he went ‘oh she’s hideous’ so now I’m single

[whaddupanddancewithme]

Sometimes its not until you have the couch upside down and are taking dimensions to reupholster it that you realize the ADHD has won