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[onifox]

A Day in the Life of a Furry #6

Me: *Turns a corner at the same time as someone on the other side of it*

Person: *Slowly Stops* Oh, sorry!

Me: *Stops instantly and start standing on my toes to showcase that I have the high ground, and stares them down*

[onifox]

A Day in the Life of a Furry #5

Friend: So my childhood crush was April O'neil. Who was yours?

Me: Princess Ruto.

Friend: What?

Me: I MEAN DONATELLO-

Friend: WHAT?!

[onifox]

A Day in the Life of a Furry #4

*Casually holding stuff with your mouth, despite having two free hands, 6 empty pockets, and 500 concerned strangers looking at you*

[onifox]

A Day in the Life of a Furry #3

*Hanging out and walking with friend*

Friend: So how has your day been?

Me: ......

Friend: ...Hello?

My Brain: Don'tWalkOnAllFoursDon'tWalkOnAllFoursDon'tWalkOnAllFoursDon'tWalkOnAllFoursDon'tWalkOnAllFoursDon'tWalkOnAllFoursDon'tWalkOnAllFoursDon'tWalkOnAllFoursDon'tWalkOnAllFoursDon'tWalkOnAllFoursDon'tWalkOnAllFoursDon'tWalkOnAllFours

[onifox]

A Day in the Life of a Furry #2

Me: *Is googling pictures of animal dicks*

Friend: *Walks in* Dude have you seen my- ...What the-

Me: *Hastily switches between the tabs trying to find a safe one* I CAN EXPLAIN!

[onifox]

A Day in the Life of a Furry #1

Me: Hi! I'm a Furry!

Also Me: No I don't want to fuck a goat!