#adlock crack

[inexpressiblybeautiful]

[chiantidinner]

preggo irene: SHERLOCK YOU SHIT!!

sherlock: *rushing to irene*

sherlock: what happened what did i do

irene: LOOK AT ME

irene: i have a large egg bulging from my stomach and i look like some kangaroo

sherlock:

sherlock: oh for- *inhales deeply* yes, terribly sorry about that now get up, lestrade just called us for a case

irene: A CASE?! people will see the egg on my stomach

[sorrowsflower]

Nero: (encountering an unsolvable problem) Well, we could always fake our deaths.

Archie: Are you serious?

Nero: Of course. My father did it. My mother did it, twice. In my family, faking our own deaths is practically a rite of passage. If you can't do it, they question your DNA.

[basure]

throwback to sherlock trying to bullshit his way out of a conversation. you’d think he’d have something better than that ‘idk what u are talking about‘ thing

[thewellknownadventuress-blog]

probably going to delete this later but for now, covfefe

[basure]

this is a very serious blog

[basure]

sherlock: i think my feelings for irene adler might be resurfacing

mycroft: please, they were buried in a shallow grave

[basure]

i have had this funny af realization that if sherlock was “down with the kids“ like certain consultant criminal, and knew about tumblr-speak, he’d probably refer to irene as The Woman™/She™/Her™