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Pokemon Up for Adoption! (CLOSED!)
Meet Kirsie the Pansear!
Level 42, Female, Pansear Up for adoption! Adoption form: https://forms.gle/sQ56x4EH67ycTSuNA Adopter will be randomly chosen from viable canidates. YOUR POKEBLOG WILL BE VETTED!
slytherin: i'm so tired. i don't have the energy to deal with idiots.
gryffindor: oh really???
slytherin: ho, don't do it.
gryffindor: pluto isn't a planet.
slytherin: FIRST OF AL-
she's a lil chilly
slytherin: *intensely playing a video game*
hufflepuff: *moves in front of screen and starts dancing* pay attention to me!
slytherin: no! i'm winning! move your butt!
hufflepuff: ... OK! *dancing intensifies*
slytherin: so theoretically, if a human was pus- or um, fell from a certain height, would they die?
ravenclaw: depends on the height. why do you ask?
slytherin: ...
ravenclaw: do i want to know?
slytherin: probably not.
ravenclaw: only the house towers are high enough to cause death. any of the other ones would only sustain a broken limb, possibly a concussion if they land funny.
slytherin: ... dammit
slytherin: do i care enough today to correct people when they're wrong?
gryffindor: i don't know let's test it.
slytherin: test wh-
gryffindor: pizza sucks and netflix is overrated.
slytherin: BOI IF YOU DON-
hufflepuff: you can't be a princess if you don't have a tragic back story.
slytherin #1: does someone else eating your pizza count?
hufflepuff: how are you not a ruler already?
slytherin #2: i lost my will to live. is that dramatic enough?
slytherin: quick question, i want your honest opinion. what came first the chicken or the egg?
hufflepuff: the egg cuz babies. babies are always first. i love bab-
slytherin: the chicken. if we are going by evolutionary standards, a chicken would have to be a chicken to birth a chicken. even with creationism, the full animal came first so-
gryffindor: YOUR MOM
hufflepuff:
ravenclaw:
slytherin:i literally did not ask
gryffindor: you actually did
hufflepuff: ... so did they mean the chicken? or??
