#hufflepuff conversation

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Hufflepuff 4th year: i love the fact that like… if you wanted to you could throw a chair… stool…lamp… medium sized houseplant… even a lightweight table… there’s nothing physically stopping you from throwing furniture around, only social constructs and your own cowardice.

A different Hufflepuff: it’s 2am stfu

[slytherinssource]

slytherin: *intensely playing a video game*

hufflepuff: *moves in front of screen and starts dancing* pay attention to me!

slytherin: no! i'm winning! move your butt!

hufflepuff: ... OK! *dancing intensifies*

[hufflepuffssource]

Hufflepuff Conversation #1

Hufflepuff: so, what are your common rooms like?

Ravenclaw: we are in a tower, where magical books line the walls.

Gryffindor: we’re in another tower, with a roaring fireplace, and soft couches

Slytherin: we are under the great lake with a great view of the fish and mere-people.

Hufflepuff: ... We are right next to the kitchen, so we have unlimited food. And it’s really cosy.

3 other houses:… 😒

Hufflepuff: what?

3 other houses: you lucky motherf*ckers.

Hufflepuff: we know.

[slytherinssource]

hufflepuff: you can't be a princess if you don't have a tragic back story.

slytherin #1: does someone else eating your pizza count?

hufflepuff: how are you not a ruler already?

slytherin #2: i lost my will to live. is that dramatic enough?

[slytherinssource]

slytherin: quick question, i want your honest opinion. what came first the chicken or the egg?

hufflepuff: the egg cuz babies. babies are always first. i love bab-

slytherin: the chicken. if we are going by evolutionary standards, a chicken would have to be a chicken to birth a chicken. even with creationism, the full animal came first so-

gryffindor: YOUR MOM

hufflepuff:

ravenclaw:

slytherin:i literally did not ask

gryffindor: you actually did

hufflepuff: ... so did they mean the chicken? or??

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Q & A

I can't sleep, so I've decided to distract myself. Send in questions about anything, ask for advice rant if you need to

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Hufflepuff Conversations #2

Gryffindors: We won the match! We won the match! PARTY!

Ravenclaws: Where’d you get all this food?!

Hufflepuffs aka, the team that lost: *their arms full of food from the kitcehns* Where you want ‘em?