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"Steve...let's watch the hispanic bird movie"

"Tch, no susan..........yes."

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Gay or European (Legally Blonde The Musical): Parptycrashers Style

Roxy: There right there! Look at that tan, well tinted skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh please he's gay totally gay!

Steve: I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate a totally straight expatriate. This guy's not gay, I say not gay.

All: That is the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fey?

Gerard: Look at his quaff and crispy locks.

Roxy: Look at his silk translucent socks.

Steve: There's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seeing.

Roxy: What are we seeing?

Steve: Is he gay?

Roxy: Of course he's gay!

Steve: Or European!

Alll: Ohhhhhhhhh...

All: Is he gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European?

Gerard: Well, hey don't look at me.

Lilly: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports.

All: In tiny shirts and shiny shorts!

All: Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks. They both say things like "Ciao Bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Roxy: Oh please!

All: Gay or European? So many shades of gray.

Gerard: Depending on the time of day the French go either way.

All: Is he gay or European? Or-

Susan: There right there! Look at that condescending smirk! Seen it on every guy at work! That is a metro-hetro jerk! That guy's not gay I say no way!

All: That is the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume-

Roxy: Is automatically radically-

Steve: Ironically chronically-

Susan: Certainly ferhently-

Gerard: Genetically medically-

All: Officially gay! Officially gay! Officially gay gay gay gay...DAMMIT!

All: Gay or European?

Steve: So stylish and relaxed!

All: Is he gay or European?

Steve: I think his chest is waxed...

Lilly: But they bring their boys up differently, it's culturally diverse! It's not a fashion curse-

All: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse!

All: Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code.

Susan: And his accent is hypnotic! But his shoes are pointy toed...

All: Huh? Gay or European? So many shades of gray!

Trixie: But if he turns out straight, I'm free at eight on Saturday!

All: Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-

Gerard: Wait a minute! Give me a minute to crack this guy. I have an idea i'd like to try.

Steve: The floor is yours.

Gerard: So, Mr. Carter. This alleged affair with Ms. Schultz has been going on for?

Jared: Two years.

Gerard: And your first name again is?

Jared: Jared.

Gerard: And your boyfriend's name is?

Jared: Harry.

All: *collective gasp*

Jared: I'm sorry! I misunderstood! You said boyfriend? I thought you said best friend! Harry is my...best friend.

Harry: You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it! I'm not covering for you anymore! People! I have a big announcement to make! This man is gay AND European!

All: Wow!

Harry: And neither's a disgrace.

All: Oh.

Harry: You gotta stop being a complete closet case!

All: D'oh.

Harry: It's me, not her, he's seeing. No matter what he'd say. I swear he'd never ever ever swing the other way. You are so gay, you big parfait you're a one man flaming cabaret!

Jared: I'm straight.

Harry: You were not yesterday...So if I may, I'm proud to say...He's gay!

All: And European!

Harry: He's gay!

All: And European!

Harry: He's gay!

All: And European, European and gay!

Jared: Fine okay I'm gay!

All: Hooray!

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Some Sad but rather Important News

I don't know how to put this delicately but, I'm stopping my Role Playing career. It has become too much of not just a distraction, but practically an addiction. I need to stop because it is throwing all of my priorities out of equilibrium.  

  Every day I get less than five hours of sleep because of it and when I get home I just want to do more of it. Everyday things have become less enjoyable because of how much of a rush I get from Role Playing. I feel pathetic talking about this like it were some serious addiction, but it seems like it's become that in my life.

  I haven't been able to get things done and I've even avoided spending time with my friends because of this. It needs to stop. However, starting this wasn't all bad. I have made many new friends and developed storytelling skills. Even those rewards cannot compare to the damage Role Playing has done to my life.

  This may not be forever. I'm shooting for a return around Christmas. It's not that I feel that I have to move on with my life and forget all of this, it's that I need to make it less toxic and more beneficial in my life. I suppse the rest of you can Role Play together on your own time without me.

 Goodbye for now,

~Admin Nep

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Headcanon for the Four Players' tumblrs

Steve: A lot of psychology and social justice, with the occasional posts about robotic engineering and birds being cute.

Susan: Rarely goes on, but is just rebloged pictures of cats and bad jokes.

Lilly: A sad hipster blog with a bunch of "I hate my body" posts, but writes a lot of positive and inspiring things while occasionally rebloging pretty art and pictures.

Blake: Power metal and porn, with some Dr.Who and classic literature thrown in.

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So I made a Lilly sprite, which would be a heck of a lot better if I could find my wireless mouse.

Program Used: Homestuck Character Creator on Scratch

Edited In: Microsoft Paint

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Okay this is absolutely ridiculous but there was this one time there was a pool party and Savraa lost her arms...this is essentially what happened next.

~Nep