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Discord, drunk: *points at Fluttershy* That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Twilight: Your wife, Discord

Discord: My wife! Even better!

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*somepony hurts Fluttershy*

Applejack: *staring at Discord* How is he holding so many knives?

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Applejack: I don’t want to be Rarity’s girlfriend

Granny Smith: Well what do you want, then?

Applejack: I don’t know! I just want to be with her all the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hoof and smell her mane. But I don’t want to be her stupid girlfriend

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*Fluttershy is going on vacation*

Discord: Make sure you eat

Discord: And carry pepper spray

Discord: You’re cute and ponies do weird things to cute ponies

Discord: And I won’t be there to protect you

Fluttershy: I love you, Discord

Discord: I love you too

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Rarity: I don’t have a crush on Applejack! She’s just somepony I stare at and when she’s not here, it fucking ruins my day

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Discord: We both look very beautiful tonight

Celestia: You know, if you- if you’d just said I look beautiful, I would’ve said “so do you”

Discord: I couldn’t take that chance

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Rainbow: *crying her eyes out*

Fluttershy: Are you okay?

Rainbow: *wiping away her tears and pretending like she wasn’t just crying* Yeah babe I’m fuckin’ flexin’

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Discord: Hope you get a good night’s sleep and don’t stay up too late💕 You know a queen like you needs her rest 💖💖

Celestia: You just woke me up you piece of SHIT