archived.

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This blog is an archive. It will no longer be updated with new quotes and such.

This is still up so people can look through the old post and have a laugh or two.

~Admin Flutters~

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Okay. I'm likely going to just archive this blog.

That way people can still go through the old posts and stuff like that.

It's been a blast, everyone.

~Admin Flutters~

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To be honest with you all, I'm thinking of deleting this blog, or at least keeping it as an archive. I'm just not feeling this as much as I used to. I'm not sure what to do with the blog at this point.

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Starlight: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish work, so, instead, I have Trixie periodically text me 'we need to talk' to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going.

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Starlight: You took advice from Pinkie Pie?!

Twilight: It's called hitting rock bottom, Starlight!

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I saw that one @incorrectmlpships post the other day and… yeah

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This is so good!!

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Discord: We both look very beautiful tonight

Celestia: You know, if you- if you’d just said I look beautiful, I would’ve said “so do you”

Discord: I couldn’t take that chance

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Discord: Hope you get a good night’s sleep and don’t stay up too late💕 You know a queen like you needs her rest 💖💖

Celestia: You just woke me up you piece of SHIT

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Twilight: I know I’m not much but I’m trying my best

Luna: *holding Twilight’s face in her hooves* And you are doing beautifully my dear~

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Rarity: I don’t have a crush on Applejack! She’s just somepony I stare at and when she’s not here, it fucking ruins my day

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Discord, drunk: *points at Fluttershy* That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Twilight: Your wife, Discord

Discord: My wife! Even better!

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Applejack: *about Fluttershy* She’s like warm days, sunshine, honey, and love

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Rainbow: Why is Spitfire spraying lubricant into her eyes?

Soarin: I told her the story of how me and Thunderlane got together and she said she needed to cry it out

Spitfire: It’s suh- so romantic

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Queen Chrysalis: Quick Nightmare’s coming over what do I do!

Changeling: Flirt!!

Nightmare Moon: Hey

Queen Chrysalis: Last night I ate a bird I found on the street are you into that?

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Rain Shine: Celestia and I are no longer friends

Celestia: Rain Shine, that is the WORST way to tell ponies we’re dating!

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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine because you a snack

- Pinkie Pie, to Fluttershy

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Gallus: I would like to climb on the roof and shout out “I am a homosexual in love with Sandbar, who is also a homosexual”!

Sandbar: Okay, well, let’s have breakfast first, and then go to school, and then let’s not do that