Kyungsoo and Jongin: its our birthday!! Happy kaisoo day
Jongdae: shut the FUCK up i'M GONNA BE A FATHER
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Kyungsoo and Jongin: its our birthday!! Happy kaisoo day
Jongdae: shut the FUCK up i'M GONNA BE A FATHER
Baekhyun: It sounds like bones breaking...
Taemin: Bones? Where we're going we don't need bones.
Jongin: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Beagles in jail
Some guy: I stabbed someone 15 times in a bar fight. What are you guys in for?
The beagles: *Flashback to them trying to steal a monkey at the zoo for Jongdae's baby even after Kyungsoo told them not to*
Baekhyun: ... Dealing drugs
Sehun: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?
Kris: Say goodbye and mend my relationships
Baekhyun: Something illegal
Kyungsoo: Accept my fate
Minseok: I would message ten people saying that if they don't forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.
Sehun: What???
Baekhyun: That's fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?
Baekhyun: Pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms
Jongin: I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke.
Baekhyun: you piece of fucking shit, that was the love of my life
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When you get married, have a baby, and your company protects you from the delusional sasaengs.
what EXO member would you confess your feelings to only to be cast into super hell