#incorrect exo quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Xiumin: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect EXO

Jongin: I saw Baekhyun and Kyungsoo hugging

Jongin: … and then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

[bbaekhyvn18]

Kyungsoo: I think Jongin is secretly poisoning me

Junmyeon: Why?

Kyungsoo: Whenever I see him, my heart rate picks up and I start to sweat.

Junmyeon: He's not poisoning you, that means you like him.

Kyungsoo:

Kyungsoo: That bitch.

[kittychen]

Joonmyeon: How was the honeymoon?

Chanyeol: Baekhyun got very drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Chanyeol: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt!”

[iknowyouknowlino]

What really happened at ISAAC...

Sehun: Come on man! Tell me the name of the kdrama!

Johnny: No way dude, you, should've listened to me when i was going on about it non stop for 2 weeks straight

Sehun: I had earphones in, okay? It wasn't my fault

Johnny: whatever im still not telling you

Sehun: come on, tell me!

Johnny: nah

Sehun: tell me!

Johnny: nope.

Sehun: SAY THE NAME!

Jeonghan: SEVENTEEN!!!

Sehun: what the fuck dude, you scared me! Where's Johnny?

Jeonghan: He ran away, man

....

~Later~

Johnny: Dude! You were amazing back there! Thanks for saving me!

Jeonghan: Any time, man, any time

[imbicuriousyeah]

Baekhyun: so if 'k' is short for 'ok', and sometimes you call your grandpa 'pop', in reality k-pop equals 'ok boomer'

Suho: please stop it’s 3am

Chanyeol: he’s got a point tho

[dreamsinarcadia]

Chanyeol: Why is Kyungsoo crying?

Sehun: He did one of those 'which Exo member are you' quizzes

Chanyeol: Oh, who’d he get?

Sehun: You

[shinee-really-said-this]

Key: I'd invite you in but it's a mess in here

Taemin: That's okay, I don't mind!

Key: The mess though...

Taemin: Don't be silly

Key: I don't want you in my house