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John: Kiss, marry, kill: Donovan, Anderson, Molly.

Sherlock: Kill Donovan, kill Anderson...

Sherlock:

Sherlock: Marry Molly.

Sherlock: *looks at Molly with intention*

Molly: Yes.

John: *whispers* What the heck just happened?

Lestrade: *whispers back* I...I think they just got engaged.

Molly: You know, Sherlock, I’m glad that we’re just keeping our anniversary simple this year.

Sherlock: Hahaha, me too! *frantically waves off marching band*

Sherlock: I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

Molly:

Molly: Good.

Sherlock: It is very unlikely that I will ever, EVER, do it again.

Molly, to herself: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a little crush.

Sherlock: Hello, Molly.

Molly, under her breath: I love you.

Mycroft: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

John: I sleep with a gun.

Sherlock: You’re both pathetic.

John: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Sherlock: Molly.

Molly: *texting Sherlock after the boys had a night out* I don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Sherlock: Alive.

Molly: Not in jail?

Sherlock: *read 3:46 AM*

Molly: SHERLOCK ?!

[Valentine's day]

Molly: [reading Sherlock's text] Sherlock just said he's going to give me 131 minutes of pleasure tonight.

Meena: Oh wow.

[later watching Die Hard]

Sherlock: You look disappointed.

Molly: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Sherlock: I got a solid eight minutes.

Sherlock: Not consecutively but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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