Incorrect Sherlolly Quotes

quotes probably spoken at some point by them. Submissions are open! Admin SMARTHILY. Icon belongs to the7thstranger, the header is made especially for this blog by our wonderful elennemigo.

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Sherlock: Well. I still have your underwear.

Molly: I still have your virginity.

Mycroft: *Screaming Internally*

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Molly: You're beautiful.

Sherlock: And you're exquisite.

Molly: *blushes prettily*

Sherlock: ...now that's my favourite colour *smirk*

[ladysolitaire]

Molly: I'm sorry I kissed you. Sherlock: I'm not.

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Sherlock: why would you be sorry?

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Molly: Because you wouldn’t have done it. That means it shouldn’t have happened at all.

Sherlock: And how do you know I wouldn’t have done it?

Molly: …What?

Sherlock: How do you know you weren’t simply a split second faster than me but I was thinking the very same thing at that moment?

Molly: Well, I-

Sherlock: I’ll make sure there’s no confusion this time...

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Molly: You know, Sherlock, I’m glad that we’re just keeping our anniversary simple this year.

Sherlock: Hahaha, me too! *frantically waves off marching band*

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John: Kiss, marry, kill: Donovan, Anderson, Molly.

Sherlock: Kill Donovan, kill Anderson...

Sherlock:

Sherlock: Marry Molly.

Sherlock: *looks at Molly with intention*

Molly: Yes.

John: *whispers* What the heck just happened?

Lestrade: *whispers back* I...I think they just got engaged.

[remanence-of-love]

[mychakk]

This is Sherlolly.

And funny enough, it can go both ways.

[elennemigo]

Definitely ☝️

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Molly: The way I see it everyone has a problem. Some people have financial problems some have health problems

Molly: (indicating Sherlock) He's my problem but I love him

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[Valentine's day]

Molly: [reading Sherlock's text] Sherlock just said he's going to give me 131 minutes of pleasure tonight.

Meena: Oh wow.

[later watching Die Hard]

Sherlock: You look disappointed.

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John's new gf: Is Sherlock always this.... Murderous? Or did something happen?

John: I mean, he's not really a sunshine and smiles kinda person, but he's definitely on the war path today. Apparently some idiot made Molly cry.

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Molly: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Sherlock: I got a solid eight minutes.

Sherlock: Not consecutively but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Sherlock: I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

Molly:

Molly: Good.

Sherlock: It is very unlikely that I will ever, EVER, do it again.

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Sherlock (after Sherrinford): OH SO I’M JUST SUPPOSED TO ENJOY GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO ME?! INSTEAD OF LIVING IN FEAR THAT THEY’LL TURN TO DUST IN MY HANDS?!

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John: Want to play a game?

Greg: Uh … sure …?

John: It’s called “Murder Case or Molly”. I give you actual quotes I’ve heard Sherlock Holmes say, and you guess if he was talking about a case or about his girlfriend.

Greg: …

Greg: Awesome

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Molly, to herself: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a little crush.

Sherlock: Hello, Molly.

Molly, under her breath: I love you.

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Molly: Hey! I know you snuck out last night, Holmes.

Sherlock(thinking): Play dumb!

Sherlock: Who's Holmes?

Sherlock(thinking): NOT THAT DUMB!