Dear Soren Bowie, Congratulations, you have been presented with Day3 of my Admirathon. It is a prestigious title to hold, and I know you'll uphold it prestigiously. In addition to knowing you are the third person I have chosen to admire publicly, you also get to know why I admire you! The reason lies in your ability to humble me via your Cracked column. Your most recent article consisting of 5 apologies left me particularly humbled. Your sincerity in ensuring the police that surprised you in your home knew how much you regretted your possibly inhospitable behaviour has made me realize that I have been entirely too harsh on unexpected guests, eager-to-do-well coworkers, and even strangers who clearly just didn't understand my rigid rules concerning common social interactions. I admire your ability to confront awkward situations in such a way that no one involved could possibly feel guilty or stupid after you have apologized to them, and would surely feel no need to rectify their perfectly acceptable behaviour. In addition, I admire your hard-won and carefully maintained handsomeness. Sincerely, You Have Inspired Me to Make Some Heartfelt Apologies of my Own