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Adonis: I’d hate to have my identity stolen!

Milo: I’m sure they’d give it right back.

Adonis, looking at one of his younger siblings: Strong, perfect skin, incredibly handsome! It’s like looking in a mirror.

Milo: Get some Windex.

judge: i hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison.

wes, as adonis’ lawyer: your honor, my client respectfully requests one more year to be added to his sentence.

adonis: yeah, i looked both ways while crossing the street. i looked both “handsome” and “radiant,” too bad i got hit by that car.

adonis: are you into milo?

wes: *sweats nervously* psh... no.

adonis: then why do you keep writing “m + w” everywhere?

wes: it stands for “may never happen” and “wishing.”

adonis:

wes: or “milky” and “way.”

wes: *does something stupid*

adonis: thas my boi!!!

thea and milo: we’re dating these fuckers?

milo, calling wes: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TWO? I’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU FOR HOURS

wes: oh yeah, we went to a bar, had a good time, then got into a bar fight, so we left and uh...

adonis, mouthing: escape room

wes: we went to an escape room!

milo: WHO THE FUCK GOES TO AN ESCAPE ROOM AFTER A BAR FIGH-

milo:

milo: you’re in jail aren’t you

adonis, picking a lock in the background: IT’S A ROOM AND WE’RE TRYING TO ESCAPE

adonis: vibe check!

wes: *fucking dies*

milo:

adonis:

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