incorrect quotes.

the finest quotes from elle’s ocs.

[t4timekeeper]

hitting the post below with a car battery

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[i-spilled-my-soup]

a true conversationalist

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jonah, seeing alex: wow, he’s fucking gorgeous.

isaiah: don’t be jealous, you’re pretty too.

jonah: i’m not being jealous, isaiah. i’m being gay.

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Adonis: I’d hate to have my identity stolen!

Milo: I’m sure they’d give it right back.

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Adonis, looking at one of his younger siblings: Strong, perfect skin, incredibly handsome! It’s like looking in a mirror.

Milo: Get some Windex.

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Wesley: Welcome to the “Fuck Wesley Brighton” club, where we discuss all the reasons why I am a terrible person..

Wesley: Before we start, would our newest member like to say something?

Milo, sweating: I, um, I may have misunderstood the purpose of this club.

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Wanda: Those pants look great. And I bet they’d look even better on Daisy’s floor.

Daisy: Are you.. hitting on Fletcher for me?

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Adonis: Okay, so you and I are married.

Milo: We are not married.

Adonis: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Milo: Okay, if we’re married I want a divorce.

Thea: Are you two like this all the time?

Wesley: Yes, they are.

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Wesley: I can’t believe we’re locked in this room together.

Milo, throwing away the key: Truly unfortunate.

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Milo, coming in from a date with Wesley:

Adonis: Hey! How’d it go?

Milo: I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night.

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adonis: that goes against my moral compass!

milo: your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

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milo: *hanging picture on the wall* am i straight?

wesley: ….no, mil, you’re not.

milo: *rolling eyes* the picture, wesley. is the picture straight?

wesley: *looks at picture of him kissing milo at their wedding* no.

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milo sommers: excuse me. i am expensive. i am questioning my sexuality. i have depression. i am new in town.