#adorny

[incorrectrpdr]

Adore: I used to love the idea of being a mermaid, but now I realize, the ocean is terrifying, and the only way I'd be a mermaid is if I have a private lake with gentle fish friends.

Courtney: You just gotta become the scary and mysterious thing in the ocean.

Adore: I'm already the scary and mysterious thing in my family, I don't think I could handle the responsibility of also being the scary and mysterious thing in the ocean.

[not-so-correct-rpdr-quotes]

Dela: So you guys are in a three-way-?

Bianca: It is called a throuple, Dela.

Adore: We’re in a homo-centric semi-non-sexual throuple with us and Courtney.

Dela:

Dela: What-

Adore: It means we don’t have sex with her as often as we have sex with each other but we do love her and she does live here and she’s in this relationship.

Dela:

Adore: SHE’S IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

[incorrectrpdr]

Courtney: I need you to swear–

Adore: Fuck.

Courtney: I meant, like a promise.

[incorrectrpdr]

[on the phone]

Adore: It's Adore.

Courtney: What did she do this time?

Adore: No, it's Adore. It's actually me.

Courtney: What did you do this time?

[incorrectrpdr]

Adore: That’s one of my biggest fears.

Courtney: What is?

Adore: That if I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut….

Courtney: You would eat yourself?

Adore: I wouldn’t even question it.