bye, go home, no one loves you

hiiiee we're julie (@bangbangaquaria) & katie (@farklelucas) and we love drag queens and the dumb stuff they may/may not have said

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where’d u go

hey y’all!! so so sorry for just disappearing on you all lol. julie and i have both gotten REALLY busy with school (plus i personally am dealing with a  ton of mental health/personal issues, as well as struggling with some things creatively, through all of which julie has been really supportive!! and we’ve been working on some new stuff together right now too) and lost the drive somewhere along the way. again, so sorry we kind of let this blog go dead; we’ve just somewhat lost the passion?? which totally sucks and we’re gonna try to get back into it but we will keep you all updated!!!!

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Dela: ...What are you doing?

Adore: The doctor told me I need to drink more fluids, so I'm waiting for this ice cream to melt.

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Katya: My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.

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Phi Phi: *opens a bottle of wine* Time to start my juice cleanse.

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Raja: These days, everyone is too worried about hurting someone's feelings. When I was young, there were no feelings!

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Jinkx: I'm a good person! I don't deserve to be mistaken as a heterosexual!

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Adore: Courtney failed her drug test.

Bianca: ...What?

Laganja: Yeah, she wouldn't smoke with us.

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Brooke: Vanessa, add 'zucchini' to that shopping list.

Vanessa: *writing* Z-U-K-

Brooke: Nope.

Vanessa: Z-O-O-K-

Brooke: No...

Vanessa: Let's get corn instead.

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Katya: [to Trixie] You're muttering under your breath... Years of experience have taught me that when you do that, it's usually about me.

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Dela: I hate True and False. I think there should be a third option: Who's To Say?

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Alaska: Why is Courtney always doing the laundry so loudly?

Willam: To let everyone know that no one helps in the house.

Courtney, in a distance: [slams the washing machine shut]

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Aquaria: You don't know what "yeet" means?

Sharon: Yeah and I keep hearing kids say it all the time.

Aquaria: "Yeet" is what you say when you throw something.

Sharon: Like "Kobe?"

Aquaria: Nah, "Kobe" you're aiming at something. "Yeet" you just throw the thing. "Yeet!"

Sharon: Oh so "Kobe" for accuracy and "Yeet" for strength.

Sharon: Aquaria, stop laughing.

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Shangela: Do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? Like, Laganja will walk into the room and I'm like "oh man I guess I have to end you".

Shangela: The Cain Instinct.

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I’m like Rapunzel. Except instead of letting my hair down, I’m letting everyone else down.

Miz Cracker

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Raja: May I say something? I know I'm in the doghouse--

Manila: Oh, you're not in the doghouse.

Raja: I'm not?

Manila: No, you're going to have to work really hard to make it into the doghouse.

Raja: Okay, so I'm in the yard, which is still an enclosed area--

Manila: (glares)

Raja: --unless I'm in the pound. Manila, am I in the pound? Where's Raven, is she in the pound with me?

Raven: Why do I have to be in the pound?

Raja: So we can get adopted together like two inseparable little puppies.

Raven: I don't want to be in the pound, Raja!

Manila: Guys!

Raven and Raja: Sorry Manila.

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Adore: I used to love the idea of being a mermaid, but now I realize, the ocean is terrifying, and the only way I'd be a mermaid is if I have a private lake with gentle fish friends.

Courtney: You just gotta become the scary and mysterious thing in the ocean.

Adore: I'm already the scary and mysterious thing in my family, I don't think I could handle the responsibility of also being the scary and mysterious thing in the ocean.

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Trixie: Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?

Katya: Do they even want to leave, though? What if the tree MAKES them leave?

Violet: I'm going to make the two of you leave if you don't shut up, it's three in the morning!