Jan 25, 2023
Purina: “Unleash the dogness within.”
Me: “You don’t know the POWER of the DOG SIDE!”
“Join me and together we will rule the kennel as father and son!”
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Purina: “Unleash the dogness within.”
Me: “You don’t know the POWER of the DOG SIDE!”
“Join me and together we will rule the kennel as father and son!”
The cologuard spokes - um - character. He? She? They? It appears in commercials, talking to prospective consumers. But I want the cologuard spokes-character circa 1975:
“Forsooth! I’ll determine the health of your colon sirrah! Leave it to me!”
I just fancy, if the company had been around then, some ad exec coming up with the notion of cologard being a colo-guard.
Anyway...
Advertiser: If you want to feel your healthiest, try Ka’chava!
Me: Gesundheit!
This ad popped up today:
and I thought “technology won’t save the world!” and then I thought “at least it’s better than the Manscaped ads that I have been scrolling past.”
I have to write short copies as part of the application process for a marketing internship. I have never written copy nor have I learned the technicalities as to how to write copy, so here’s to hoping they don’t think what I write is trash.
I'm reading Language by Edward Sapir for my linguistics exam (it's about language drift), and I'm really glad I have to study it. Otherwise I'd probably never read it and would have missed all that elegant prose. Seriously, if you're a linguistics fan, go and read it. It's so light and clever, with all the difficult ties carefully undone with intelligent examples, and yet so ponderous with precious information scattered all over which you're going to miss if you don't pay constant attention. Reading Language is truly a delight, and I'm surprised it's still so underrated and, to an extent, misunderstood (Sapir-Whorf hypothesis? He was so much clever than that!)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
This isn't Skyrim or TES-related, but I'm writing stuff. Currently, I'm working on a Star Fox fanfic alongside my Skyrim one. When I get bored, I switch back and forth because why not. Anyways, the first chapter's posted of the SF one. Anyways, I just thought I'd advertise a little bit. :P
And before you ask, it's going to be incorporating things from Dinosaur Planet as well in future stories. And it'll be taking some things from Star Fox 2, the unreleased SNES game.