me and my co-emperor saw you from across the UN hall and we hate your vibe
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me and my co-emperor saw you from across the UN hall and we hate your vibe
Do you love emduo? Do you like political drama and intrigue? Do you enjoy stories where the author has a barely concealed disdain for imperialism? Then you might enjoy the fic I just finished for FTH!
Help! I Got Isekai'd As The Cruel Emperor's Husband?!
Fandom: SMPEarth
Rating: Mature
Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Chapters: 5/5 (22,634 words)
Relationships: Technoblade & Philza
Summary: His chains rattled as they dragged him across the castle's courtyard.
The guards pulled at him as he stumbled, not giving him a second to recover, but at least the crowd surrounding him was not cheering. Eerily silent; a lot of them didn't even look at him, standing there out of obligation alone.
As Philza was led up a wooden platform, snowflakes melting on his skin and making him shiver almost as much as the shine reflecting off the executioner's axe did, he could only ask himself one thing.
Where the fuck is he?
headbutts you (affectionate)
Do not separate them
bird man goes cat mode and bonks pig man affectionately in the chin
[tag as ship and receive my never-ending malice]
RUN.
Kept seeing a HC about Phil using Techno as a perch and my brain thought "What if that but make it dangerous?" hence the hunting hawk style arm perching.
I wanted Phil to look like he’s a little too jovial about the idea that he’s about to hunt you down, like he revels in the chaos of it. Because we we all know, he kinda does.
Philza used ✨hey mate, sorry mate✨
It was very affective.
The crows have taken a liking to him