So, I guess it's official - I'm a full time resident of the House of Lamentation. Apparently my room was technically always here, but everything is just so damn overwhelming - all the lectures and arguments, on top of being in school again...ugh. But I think I'm starting to settle into this place. At least, a little bit.
I am wholeheartedly convinced that Lucifer absolutely loathes me. It always feels like he's looking at me with such contempt, and now I know for sure - he only fought so hard to keep me in his House out of his twisted sense of Pride. He clearly thinks I'm just some weak human, a burden - then why didn't he just turn me over to my mentor? He's even casually threatened my life a couple of times! Over silly shit too, like wanting to go to the damn House library at night. He could have let me live anywhere else but here. Purgatory, the Castle. But nope. These demons and their damn sins.
Whatever. I can usually go most of the day without having to deal with his icy personality. Mammon and I are starting to fall into a groove - that adorable idiot. We have quite a bit of fun together - we're like two ADHD peas in a pod. That is, at least, when he isn't getting us into trouble. I love having him as my pact mate but he sure does drag me into a lot of his shenanigans! Which probably contributes to Lucifer's contempt of me. Whatever, I always try to stop him if the plan sounds truly idiotic. But sometimes he has some good ideas! Or at least some fun ones. This last Friday he took me out to the club, and let's just say we made a killing scamming bets from unsuspecting demons. Guess there is an upside to Demonus having no effect on me - just wish it also tasted a bit better. Although there was this one random that tried to get a bit handsy and weird with me, but Mammon cleared his ass so quickly that no one saw a thing. He can be such an amazing guy sometimes...anyways! We made enough money to get a private room that night. And things did get awfully spicy. Mammon will never admit it though! I tried bringing it up a few times and he just kept stammering about how he was drunk, and how he'd never fuck a human. HAHA. Sure, bro. I think he's trying to convince himself.
OH! I almost forgot. Tomorrow is the TSL challenge I have with Leviathan. Hopefully this can bring us a bit closer together because that demon really does assume A LOT about me. If he gave me the chance he'd see that I'm actually a lot like him, in a plethora of ways. Very autistic ways, haha. But I guess I have to meet him where he's at on this one. Which is fine because I'm actually quite invested in TSL and I've been able to spend more time with Beelzebub as a result of it! That dude really is just a giant, demonic teddy bear. Very intimidating (and I'd never be caught dead trying to steal his food) but he really is quite possibly the sweetest demon I've met here yet. And he gives the best hugs!
Anyways, we're watching the series finale tonight, in preparation for the big battle tomorrow. I have a few tricks up my sleeve thanks to Satan and Simeon, so it all should go quite well. I've heard the Prince is going to be there, which I'm quite excited about (I could write a whole other post about him, but let's not). He's so gorgeous and dreamy, and I never get to spend enough time with him. But that's normal, I guess. He is the King Regent after all. Hopefully nothing embarrassing happens at this silly little event - leave it to me to do something stupid in front of the Demon Prince I'm crushing on. Asmo is gonna come over early to make sure I look perfect for the event. Hopefully everything goes according to plan!












