A/N: I saw a cute baby video right after rewatching the recent episodes (7&8 as of the time I'm writing this), and I just had to do this. IMPREGNATE ME MAUL 🗣
Reader is obviously afab, although still gender neutral.
This is Maul has his lower half AU. Or at least he only had his lower legs cut off, and still has his dick lol. Since, ya know, he got you pregnant.
Warnings: pregnancy, very slight mention of morning sickness & throwing up, very slight mention of hypothetical mom vs baby choice, mentions of birth (not graphic), last hc is NSFW, probably a little ooc Maul lol ‼️personal opinions‼️
Word count: 873
Disclaimer: I am 19 years old and will never have kids. Therefore, I do not know shit about pregnancy, except for what I've seen in media. And I do not do much research about it, since pregnancy is literal body horror to me lmao idk what came over me today to even write this. Anyway, this will not be very detailed or specific. Also, as always, this is for fun, I literally wrote it in half an hour right before sleep, so don't take it too seriously 😭
Reblogs are very appreciated, since it helps my posts reach more people and motivates me to continue writing 🫶
PREGNANCY
𖹭 Somehow even more protective than usual, which is an achievement.
𖹭 Extremely paranoid about anything happening to you or the baby.
𖹭 Any food you have aversions to suddenly becomes impossible to find. Magic, really.
𖹭 He's terrified of fatherhood. He doesn't think he's fit for it. Don't get me wrong, he wants it, and he's delighted. But he's afraid of messing up the kid, and of continuing the cycle of abuse.
𖹭 Despite his temperament, he makes an effort to be extra patient with you.
𖹭 He's also really considerate.
𖹭 Water? He has it. Food? He went out and bought all your favorites. Refresher? Right this way. You need a massage? He's ready immediately. Cravings? He'll be back with them soon. Emotional? He's suddenly the softest and most understanding. He validates your feelings, even if you cry over nothing. Nauseous? He'll make you something light to drink or eat. Throwing up? He'll hold back your hair and stay with you. Can't sleep? He'll whisper to you and run his fingers down your back until you fall asleep or morning comes.
𖹭 He still knows you're strong and capable, though, he won't coddle you—maybe unless you ask.
𖹭 He's also definitely not one to think less of you because you're carrying a baby. Quite the opposite—his respect for you grows significantly. Like, wow. You're so strong and amazing for literally creating life. Remember, he's from a matriarchal society.
𖹭 It's always mom over baby for him unless you specifically ask otherwise (and he'll struggle with that).
𖹭 He makes sure to spend even more time with you.
𖹭 You somehow become even more beautiful to him as your tummy grows, and it's very obvious.
𖹭 He gets you the best doctors (probably by force).
𖹭 And threatens your doctor a lot.
𖹭 Fair warning: he's likely to kill the guy—or at least wipe his memory with the Force or something—after everything.
𖹭 Because there's no way he's letting someone just walk around after they've seen his reactions to your first baby scan.
𖹭 He’s delighted no matter what sex the baby is (though he secretly wishes for a girl).
𖹭 Super patient about being woken up in the middle of the night, no matter the reason. In the first few seconds, he growls a bit, but once he realizes what's going on, he's the sweetest.
𖹭 At first, he finds talking to the baby a little silly, but soon you can't get him to stop. Like, come on, he's the king of monologues lmao
𖹭 Loves to lay his hand on your bump while cuddling, especially after your belly grows and the baby starts kicking.
𖹭 Loves resting his head on it as well.
𖹭 His hands shake a little the first time you go shopping for baby stuff. He'll deny it until his last day.
𖹭 Struggles a lot with his grip on reality at first. Like, there's no way this is real. There's no way he has YOU AND A BABY. This has to be a hallucination.
𖹭 Any—even the smallest—complication immediately causes him to spiral and panic.
BIRTH
𖹭 Really sweet during birth. Again, he's been raised — up until a certain point in a — in a matriarchal society. He has huge respect for you for doing this, and he'll be super helpful the whole time. Also, contrary to how easily angered he usually is, he'll be very patient this time, even as you yell at him.
𖹭 Great person to hold hands with while in pain, because his pain tolerance is through the roof, and he doesn't mind you squeezing like your life depends on it.
𖹭 Definitely not the kind of dad (jerk) to watch a holovid while you're suffering lol. He's there with you through the whole process unless you specifically ask him to leave. Also, he brings you whatever you need (read: gets others to bring it for him).
𖹭 Generally very private, so he'd prefer not to have too many people there, but he'll leave the final decision up to you.
𖹭 Obviously not bothered at all by the blood and general gore; don't expect him to pass out lol.
𖹭 Focused on you first and foremost.
𖹭 Although, when the baby finally comes, he's mesmerized.
𖹭 Stays by your side anyway, until you get handed the baby. And then just STARES in complete awe. That's a child. That's HIS child. And it's so tiny and perfect. All his worries evaporate for a moment, and he doesn't even realize he's crying until he feels the tears on his cheeks.
𖹭 Gets into bed with you — if you allow it — and cuddles you while gently stroking your baby with his thumb.
𖹭 It suddenly hits him VERY hard how lucky he is, and how much he has.
𖹭 Whispers how brave you were, and how well you did, and how perfect you and the baby are.
𖹭 Stays up while you sleep, watching over you both.
NSFW
𖹭 As I mentioned, he's obsessed with your belly. Like, extremely obsessed. Constantly horny. There's just something about you carrying a child — HIS child — that really gets him going (breeding kink go brrr).
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i think this is gonna be both nsfw and sfw- so chef kiss-
headcannons about mr gojo satoru (and him being your good pet)
tags: nsfw, pegging, oral both receiving, name calling (satoru getting called slut,,etc etc), sub!gojo, needy!gojo, reader is nb coded as per usual (afab cuz i am duh), reader is also FAT not chubby or chunky- we talkin 2 sum to do sum. reader is also mixed coded
there's some sfw but this is gonna be mostly nsfw i guess, anyways don't like? don't read. minors and ageless blogs dni PLEASE
word count: ~1.5k (yikes this is just rambling tho)
sfw:
-oh man gojo's whipped,, oh you mention something you was thinking about?? oh he's getting it for you even though you didn't ask him to
-he purposely gets you clothes that shows your tummy and stretch marks, more cuz he likes looking at them at any point when you two are in public than anything else
-gets upset when you have random bouts of depression and low esteem about your body. (you initially thought that he was shallow and didn't want to be seen with you out in public because of your apron belly and back rolls...he quickly shut that down)
-purposely holds you in front of his big ass mirror that he has in his room...for reasons...ahem,, he holds firmly as he murmurs softly in your ear about how much he loves you and what he loves to look at on you
-whenever he eats sweets, he always gets extra of what you've told him that you liked, always (he's not going to tell you, but you've found his stash of snacks that he has specifically for you)
-unconsciously he does in fact grab at your apron belly. not even like to feel it or anything,, it's like a comfort thing???? like you two watching tv and cuddling? grabs. you're washing dishes and he comes from behind you? your stomach is the first thing he holds when he wraps his arms around you
-your belly and thighs are gojo's fave place to lay on. hands down. your warmth radiates and he's addicted...
-also when people call him a chubby chaser, he immediately shuts it down. not that he's ashamed of you or anything, just the fact that he thinks it's stupid as hell to have a label. he fell in love with you for You, not your looks or shape, Duh.
-not to be an asshole, but when gojo first saw how physically strong you were when you defeated a curse with not a single scratch on you? he deadass was shocked lowkey; not in a way of fat shaming or anything just the fact that you're a shit ton stronger than he thought tbh
-if it happens that you're a teacher in the school, he would specifically visit your classroom to just be a bother. sitting in the back of the class and asking dumb questions so you can huff and pout your cheeks on your beautiful round cheeks at him.
-his favorite thing to do is make you smile. his wallpaper on his phone is when you two were on a date and he took a picture of you when you weren't paying attention.
-speaking of pictures, he gets so upset when you don't like to take pics of yourself. on multiple occasions when you said anything mentioning your double chin, your rolls, the way your stomach looks in your clothes, etc etc; gojo get's so frustrated with you. like how can you not see how perfect you look to him
-for the first time you spent the night at his place for whatever reason, you REFUSED to have any part of your skin showing, you wore pants, socks, a big ass tshirt. gojo literally was so heartbroken that when you two got up in the morning he had a discussion about how much he loves you.
uhhhhhhhhhhh i guess n//sfw neooooow:
-the first time you and gojo got intimate? you initially actually refused to be touched, all you did was constantly give him handjobs and blowjobs. tbh it was frustrating the hell out of the both of you, but you "didn't want to scare him off"
-when you finally actually slept with the poor man, you were a ball of nerves. you refused to take off your shirt at first, and only let him hit it from the back for a while.
-that shit deadass broke gojo's heart, almost to tears tbh. when you started to cry the first time you stood completely naked in front of him. it took time to calm you down, but gojo was so appalled to find out that you thought so low about yourself.
-after the first time he saw you naked, gojo purposely began Worshipping you, making sure that you Knew that he loved literally every single inch of your body
-when you finally built up the courage to ride him? GYAT DAYUM. to say gojo was in heaven? was an understatement. when he saw you, and your absolutely perfect body bouncing on his cock? to say he came so fast that he almost had a trolley horse??? he didn't wait to recover from his orgasm before flipping you on your back and fucking folded you in half and plowed you
-gojo's favorite thing he ever got for his birthday was you in lingerie. so serious. you never dressed up in anything "scandalous". you told him you felt too self-conscious and embarrassed. which gojo didn't want to push the issue since he at least got you to feel comfortable to be naked around him. (1/4)
-continuing his birthday. it was late at night when you two came from celebrating his birthday. you told him to sit on his bed while you wanted to go to his bathroom to "freshen up". He already had you dress in his favorite clothes so he was half hard the whole evening to be frank. but when you came out of his bathroom, cladded in delicate phthalo green lace, with matching garters and thigh highs; gojo almost passed out how fast his cock hardened. (2/4)
-how can you look so ethereal?? you felt so embarrassed because you were just standing there, and he was just...Staring at you. you began to shy away from gojo before he finally opened his mouth. when on closer inspection, you saw he had to wipe his face since he was drooling. (3/4)
-"no no no no please- no don't go-" the words fumble out of gojo's mouth, cracking at the end. his bright eyes round as saucers as he made his way to where you were by the bathroom door. he fell to his knees as he gazed on your body- your stretch marks and rolls on clear display. to say in the least when he begged where you got your set from- he BOUGHT THE WHOLE STORE (4/4 fin bday thing)
-his favorite thing he loves to eat is sweets-that's what he tells everyone. cake, cookies, mochi, fruit, you,, the last one he doesn't tell anyone else. but to him that's his favorite thing to eat, Ever. oh you had a bad day at work? he eats you out for forever. He had a bad day at work? he eats you out for forever. tbh when he's bored he kinda navigates himself towards your hole. it's so addicting to him. makes him hard just thinking of what you taste like- even when he's in the middle of a mission.
-oop he didn't tell Anyone. but You found out his secret. everyone depends on gojo; his friends, family, clan, students...everyone has to count on him. he's the strongest of course. not to you though. never to you... when you and him were bickering on what position to be in, your voice cut through him. you Demanded him to lay down and let you take control. (1/6 sub gojo)
-the Whimper that left that poor man's throat? was so Delectable. You felt your eyes blink owlishly at gojo before you immediately climb on top of him. your hands quickly coming up to his chest before going further up to the meaty parts of his shoulders. you swiftly put a lot of your weight on your hands, pinning gojo to the bed. (2/6)
-"ohhhh if i knew you were such a Slut, i've would've done this ages ago" the only noise that came out of your boyfriend's mouth a choked whine as you watched his already flushed face, turn even redder. his head involuntarily nodding at your words. (3/6)
-"y-yeah im your slut" was the only sentence gojo can muster before his pretty eyes screwed tight in embarrassment. OH? oh- now this is new. you didn't think he was soo...nasty. so needy and you can watch how your boyfriend unconsciously leaned into your touch like a man starved. (4/6)
-your right hand came up and grabbed gojo's face, squishing his cheeks as your face came closer to his. your boyfriend's eyes shot open at your harsh grip, and you can see his eyebrows furrow so cutely together. you also happen to notice that his cock bounced and twitched almost violently when you FORCED gojo to look you in your eyes (5/6)
-"prove it then. prove that you're my slut. i want you to cum as many times as i want you to, but you have to tell me Every time" well, everyone knew he was loud anyways but you were so glad that your boyfriend lived in his own home- his screams most definitely would've caused a noise complaint (6/6 sub gojo)
***so anyways i think i wrote enough bc i feel like this wasn't even that good. shrugs. anyways pls send me any good ideas to write about...i think im just a sub!jjk blog atp idk
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