I like how me talking about actual canon Caleb Covington generally consists of:
"You actual demon, you suck like no other. Why are you the way that you are. I hate so much that you are that way. I would like you to be not that way."
and then me talking about Calentine!verse Caleb is like:
"Caleb kissed Valentine first 'cause he was feeling brave and said 'I love you' first because Valentine was just being so sweet to him (and by sweet, I mean he threatened to stab someone who insulted him) and he's the only one allowed to call him Val and he likes to call him honey bunches to make him blush 🥰🥰🥰"














