"now, you may be thinking: 'this guy's dressed as a cowboy again?'" perhaps @aff1uent didn't. but it's a frequent enough point of contention in his circle that he addresses it nonetheless. "but you and i both know recycling's better for the environment. and" —weight shifts, tapping one heel to the other before returning to balanced stance— "the boots are new." in other words, they were bought this decade.












