((Symbol thing for battle quotes, I'm on mobile, also, could you do it for afluffyengineer instead of this blog? :0))
NOTE: I threw in some narrative-ish things, because it would be fun to describe the incredibly hammy way Pache says this. *STARTS REMINDING SELF THAT PACHE IS SIX AND SIX YEAR OLDS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE HAMMY MUNCHKINS*
Battle intro: “Hey hey hey, can I beat you up? A-actually, I better say something of a more, um, dramatic, and hero-of-justice flavor.” She gives Upsy the pointer finger. “Fluffy alien, BEGONE!”Victory: "Sorry, but I must fulfill my dreams of being the Detective Knight! …Hope you recover…”Defeat: “I th-think I’m going to disintegrate… but don’t worry! Detective Knight Alcie Patcher will be airing soon on your nearest television!”Assist: “You asked for help, and I’m here! Let’s rock!”Taunt: “You’re so darn fluffy,” But then her voice stopped being endearing. “I could RIP OFF all of that and have Mama turn it into a winter coat! Wait, that doesn’t sound heroic…”Reacting to Taunt: This one isn’t really a reply/reaction, but she’s saying this while Upsy’s saying his taunt. Pache will cover her ears and yell: “I NEED TO WEE, SO BAD. I’M GOING TO WEE. RIGHT HERE.”Tie: “The next time we meet, I will definitely kick your butt. That’s a promise.”Perfect Victory: “Wait, that’s not right! You’re too easy!!”