just-some-gt-trash asked: Patton, be careful, please
“Why?” Patton asked, ignoring the soft whine Virgil made. What he did pay attention to, was the sharp fangs digging into his fingers. He screamed and threw Virgil at the wall, a sharp crack echoing through the room.
“Not again,” Logan whispered, pinching his eyes closed.
Anonymous asked: Faeling, i see you acquired a new "treasure" while i was away ~ 🍁
“Yes I have!” Patton huffed, scooping up Dee, who was paralyzed with fear. “Look at how cute he is!”
Anonymous asked: I believe you dropped something, faeling. And you're starting to make me rather angry ~ 🍁
“Oh go suck on a poison oak!” Patton snapped, setting Dee down. “I’ve done nothing wrong, nothing at all! Leave me alone, stupid Goldenleaf! No one likes you!”
(AN: Please don’t go, I really, really like you.)
just-some-gt-trash asked: Virgil!
Virgil groaned, feeling his body slowly repairing itself. He cried out, feeling like he were on fire. Is this death? He thought, praying, not for the first time, that this was his end.
Sadly, his story is meant to go on, as the fae magic worked quickly to repair his body.
Anonymous asked: Worry not, little ones, your time shall come, sooner or later. As for you, Patton, prince of the hidden lands. If i had MY way, your screams would be echoing long after the sun burns out. I keep the balance, gentlemen ~ 🍁 (A.n thank you. I'm having fun with this!)
“I am keeping the balance! And what is that last bit supposed to mean!?” Patton asked, hissing. “Tell me now you meanie Cryptic!”
(An: I’m so glad you’re having fun with this, I just wanted to make sure you know that I love your comments and I really don’t hate you)
just-some-gt-trash asked: Patton, you should check on Virgil
“I don’t wanna! He is stupid and mean!”
Anonymous asked: PATTON! Snake didn’t give YOU his name. He gave it to Virgil. You have no right to take him like that. 🐺
“And? He gave everything his name when he didn’t specify. I’m an everything,” Patton said, rolling his eyes. “Dummy head.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: But he’s still one of your humans right?
“I don’t like him as much. He is dark and boring, I didn’t even get to play with him before I got Dee Dee!”
“Don’t call me that.”
“Sure, Dee Dee!”
tiny-peter-rabbit asked: Patton.. are you aware that throwing humans can hurt them?
“What?” Patton asked, cocking his head to the side. “But it never hurts Roman and Logan when I do that!”
Dee tensed, letting out a small, frightened whimper. He looked at the spot where Virgil fell, feeling tears prick his eyes when Virgil wasn’t there.
just-some-gt-trash asked: Virge, what about another escaping attempt? Since it seems Patton’s not that interested in you anymore
Virgil was making an escape attempt, sort off. He was hidden away, tucked under a big object. He would lie in wait, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Then, only then, would Patton regret what he had done. He would wish that fae could die, because Virgil would make his life a living hell.
just-some-gt-trash asked: Patton, didn’t you had something you wanted to ask Dee?
“Oh right! Dee Dee, you’re going to marry me! Aren’t you excited!?” Patton chirped, spinning around.
Dee choked on his words, not wanting to marry the cruel dictator! Not at all!
Anonymous asked: I see no balance. Just unrelenting greed. And it means that you have been left unchecked overlong and have grown into a brat. And there SHALL be consequences to that. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER ~ 🍁 (A.n nah, i get it. It's all part of the act 😊)
“I am not a brat!” Patton screamed, hissing. “Shut up you meanie head!” I wanna marry Dee and I am gonna do it!”
“W-Wait! I-I….before I marry you, I have one request.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Roman, Logan, has Patton said something like this to you before?
“Yeah, a lot of the time….but the two of us were never enough,” Roman hissed bitterly. “He always wanted a lot of……husbands. Fucking psycho.”
“Roman Alexander Prince be Silent.”
Dammit.
just-some-gt-trash asked: Is Dee allowed to request stuff?
“Yep! What do you want sweetie?” Patton asked, grinning brightly.
“I want your name…..your true name. I….I want you to trust me…..I really trust you,” Dee explained, his cheeks flushing. “Please? I really want to…..I really want us to become real husbands, and real husbands know each other’s real names, right?”
tiny-peter-rabbit asked: Patton do you know what blood is, the red stuff that's in the box? Do you know where it comes from?
“Yeah I know what blood is! But that’s only found in the human body! It doesn’t come out!”
just-some-gt-trash asked: He does have a point Patton
“Okay!” Patton chirped, giggling. “Of course you can have my name!”
tiny-peter-rabbit asked: If a human gets hurt the blood comes out...
“No it doesn’t! That hasn’t happened before,” Patton whined, pouting. “You’re lying!”
just-some-gt-trash asked: *whispers to Dee* I really hope this is part of some sort of plan or trick
Dee gave a small, barely noticeable nod. Other than that, there was no response from him.
Anonymous asked: This should be interesting ~ 🍁
“What is interesting?” Patton asked, cocking his head to the side.
just-some-gt-trash asked: Good *turns to Patton and smiles* I bet Goldenleaf’s talking about your wedding
“Oh, they are happy for me!? Finally!” Patton cried out, grinning brightly.
Anonymous asked: Blood comes out when humans are really badly hurt
Anonymous asked: You should answer you betrothed first should you not, young one? ~ 🍁
“Yeah I….yeah I will! I wanna marry you.”
“Then I ask for your name…..Patton my love, please.”
i-came-from-the-cold asked: (Sorry, I was trying to send an ask and it wasn't loading so I thought if I kept clicking it, it would work and I accidentally spammed you!)
An: It’s all good sweetie! No big deal! <3
just-some-gt-trash asked: Well, I know I am
“You are what? Happy for me?” Patton asked, grinning brightly. “Thank you!”
i-came-from-the-cold asked: Dee's tricking you!!! Hes gonna use your name against you!
“He would never!” Patton huffed, hissing. “Shut up! Dee loves me, right?”
“Of course…I love you Patton,” Dee assured, smiling at the fae.
Anonymous asked: Patton if a human gets hurt bad enough the blood comes out of their body. Like it did with Virgil. And sometimes even if they do get hurt very bad it doesn’t come out and that can be worse. 🐺
“Virgil isn’t even hurt! He is faking it!” he whined, not even directing his attention to the corner where Virgil was.
Just-some-gt-trash asked: For Patton, why do you like keeping Humans?
Patton giggled, his cheeks flushing. “Cause they are pretty! I have a bunch of treasures, like coins, and stuffed animals, and these cool books you get to paint,” he added, sighing. “But I love my pretty humans, they are so special to me.”
Just-some-gt-trash asked: Roman, Logan, how long have you been here?
Roman tensed, looking down. “I-It’s not important,” he mumbled, ducking his head. “But I…….if anyone cares I was the first.”
Logan adjusted his glasses, looking around the dark room. “I came here about……I’m not sure. I’ve been here since August of……I think 1967,” he mumbled, biting his lip.
”And I just got here……two or so days ago, though I’m sure you all knew that,” he added, rolling his eyes. “His costume choice is hideous by the way.”
Just-some-gt-trash asked: I guess that means they can’t get older anymore, right?
“Why? What year is it?” Roman asked, looking around as a sick feeling built in his gut.
“Um, it’s 2019 dude…..what year are you from, the 1400s?” Virgil teased, snickering.
Roman wilted, ducking his head. “Yes I am.”
Virgil cackled, shaking his head. “Dude, that can’t be possible! You’d already be dead.”
“Actually,” Logan interjected, glaring at Virgil. “The fae world makes us all stop aging once we hit twenty-two years of age. The fae…..Patton,” Logan shuddered at saying his name, expecting the fae to just pop out of nowhere. “Likes his humans young and pretty, which most humans are in the primes of their lives.”
Just-some-gt-trash asked: Patton, do you keep your humans in their box all day?
“Oh no!” Patton cried out, shaking his head. “I will let them out a lot! But when I’m out talking to my new treasures I have to keep them in there, less they get hurt!” He mumbled, sighing. “Especially my Roman Alexander, he is my little trouble maker. And I know that my Snake will be trouble also……he is kind of sneaky, and he tells me he is a…..lawyer? Whatever that is.” Patton shrugged it off, flying through the trees to get to his fairy circle to see his newest human.
pattonflowerlesbian666 asked: How do you decide what humans you think are pretty and want to keep?
“That’s easy! They have to be really, really pretty, smart, and come meet me…….and they have to have weaknesses,” he added, humming. “The more weaknesses the easier they are to catch.”
theycallmemarshmellowyellow asked: I can MAKE cake if you want? I mean, I'm a pretty good Baker?
“Yeah cake!” Roman cheered, grinning brightly. “I get cake! I get cake!”
Logan sighed, shaking his head. “Thank you, but no thank you. Roman will not b having cake either, as he is already hyper enough without all the added sugar.”
Anonymous asked: Dear Virgil shall be fine. You all shall. You will just go through some troubled times before you get better. But you SHALL get better ~ 🍁
“Well hell,” Logan groaned, flopping over. “Just great. You know, Patton could escape or something and that would be less distressing.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: *sigh* let me guess, you want your wings and your freedom
“You’re learning. Maybe you aren’t as stupid as the rest of human kind is,” Patton grinned, laying back. “At least you understand a fair trade.”
theycallmemarshmellowyellow asked: Oh... ok then! All you need to do is ask though! Is there anything else I can help with? I mean I AM a sorcerer. Do you guys need some assistance?
“Oh! Well we need Patton gone, Virgil to be okay, maybe some breakfast but we need Dee and Virgil awake for that. Oh! Logan can we have the cheesy pepperoni bread for breakfast?”
“You mean pizza?” Logan asked, looking down.
“Yeah!”
“No.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: I do, but I’m not the one who has your wings nor the capacity of freeing you, you’ll have to ask the others
“You do it for me, I’m stuck in a jar,” Patton huffed, rolling over. “Now be gone. Don’t come back until my wings are reattached and I can fly.”
Anonymous asked: No, Morality, there shall be no bargaining for you, I think. Where you are right now is suitable for the time being ~ 🍁
“Shut up! I want my wings and you’ll get no knowledge from me! You need this information, idiots! You know that.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Fine *goes to the others* glad to see you’re awake!
Virgil groaned, throwing a pillow at the wall. “Go away~ It’s too ear-ly!” He squeaked, wiggling in Dee’s arms.
Dee had lifted the anxious man into his arms, walking out of the room and down to the kitchen. “Oh hush it, and don’t throw things. It’s rude.”
“Shut up!”
Logan was currently trying to push Roman off him, who refused to get up.
“Logan~ I just want a pizza!” He whined, pouting.
“And I said no! You may have some for dinner is we should choose to get it.”
“But I want it now!”
~~Dee & Virgil are Open for questions again!~~
theycallmemarshmellowyellow asked: Uuuh... well... I should point out that I'm still TECHNICALLY an apprentice..? I mean, I'm not even a century old yet! I can't just banish fairies. I can conjure food though..?
“Yes! Give me the pizza!” Roman cried out, jumping off Logan.
Logan sighed and got out of bed, walking to the door. “Roman if you get this poor soul to get you a pizza you won’t get any for the next week.”
“But I want it now~”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Can you guys stop arguing over breakfast for a second please? We have a problem
Logan and Roman, after another few minutes of fighting, went to join Dee and Virgil in the kitchen.
“What’s going on?” Virgil asked, having been set down on a bar stool.
Roman, who was still annoyed because he still has no pizza, sat in Logan’s lap, who realized it wasn’t worth it to get the other man off. “What is it? Did the bug get out?”
theycallmemarshmellowyellow asked: Has this poor guy never had the GLORY that is breakfast? I mean... It's JUST as good as pizza!
“I want a pizza for-”
“Roman quiet!” Logan snapped, gently placing a hand over Roman’s mouth. “Now, what is going on?”
just-some-gt-trash asked: No, he still wants to, but this is about Virgil and the... changes happening to him
“Changes?” Logan asked, looking at Virgil, who looked a lot more attractive today. He didn’t realize that he was staring until Virgil shifted uncomfortably. “A-Ah I um….What changes again?”
Virgil winced, scooting closer to Dee, wanting to curl up and hide. “I don’t see any changes, I’m fine.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Virge, I’m sorry if you don’t feel comfortable sharing what’s happening, but this is important and we have t act fast. He’s been developing fae features, you know sharp teeth, pointy ears, and I talked to Patton about it, it’s not good
“What’s wrong with it?” Virgil asked, looking up. “I think it’s fine. I mean…..I think it is okay, not bad.” He tried to pull up his hood, but Dee stopped him.
“Virgil, you need to tell them, okay? The more you try and hide it the angrier they will be.”
Logan stared at Virgil, his eyes clearing. “Virgil please, we need to know, okay? Please.”
theycallmemarshmellowyellow asked: Yeah. Kinda looks a little... fae-y..? Fae-ish..? .... He's sorta looking like a fae is what I'm saying. He didn't ALWAYS look like that?
“I can’t tell a difference,” Roman piped up, looking at Virgil closely. “I um…..maybe his eyes are brighter?”
Anonymous asked: What’s the difference between fairy and fae? Sorry it’s just that I don’t have that clear
AN: It kind of depends on the person you talk to. Some of them consider Fae a different name for a fairy, while others also mix in Nymphs, Pixies, Sprites, elves, etc. I’m kind of going along the lines of it’s another name for a fairy if that helps!
just-some-gt-trash asked: It is bad, Patton said, and I quote “he is gonna turn into a bastard fae soon”
“A Bastard fae? Did he tell you what that meant?” Dee asked, looking at Virgil and brushing a hand over his pointed ear. “Or do we have to talk to the bloody asshole?”
Anonymous asked: It is best if you tell them, dear one ~ 🍁
“I don’t wanna,” Virgil mumbled, shaking his head. “You do it……cause I don’t wanna.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: He didn’t really said what that meant or why was this happening, and he would not give any more information if he doesn’t get his wings back and freed
Logan groaned, hitting his head against the table. “Are you fucking serious? Like…fucking hell just great. Is there anything else he requested, maybe the moon on a silver platter perhaps?”
just-some-gt-trash asked: I know his requests are a lot, but he only mentioned one way to stop it, you know *gestures trough the neck with a finger* which I know neither of us want, and he’s not going to help if he doesn’t have what he wants
“And that isn’t going to happen,” Dee informed, sighing. “Because that is cruel, even for him. And if we kill him we are just as much of a monster as he is.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: The killing is not exactly for Patton...
“What? But why else would end up-” Dee cut off, glancing at Virgil, who was oblivious to what was going on.
Virgil was playing with his new pointed ears, running his tongue over his sharpened teeth. He didn’t notice Roman watching him or what the Spirits were saying, focusing on his new features.
laurelasse-silmerana asked: And the situation is not grave enough to warrant THAT. He forgets that there are more than he who understand the workings of fae magic ~ 🍁 (Finally set up a tumblr for this character!)
“Yeah I suppose so,” Dee sighed, shaking his head. “But if we want Patton to talk we have to do the impossible, or else we won’t get he answers we need.”
(An: Aww I love it! The character is adorable and I love the name!)
“My night was fine,” Logan mumbled, sighing. “That is…it would be if I wasn’t turned into a stuffed bear in the middle of the night.”
Roman had turned and grabbed Logan, nuzzling his face into Logan’s neck.
——-
Dee gently brushed back Virgil’s hair, watching his little raccoon sleep. “My might was amazing…..shame Virgil isn’t awake yet.”
Anonymous asked: Roman could do theater! And Logan, maybe you could become a teacher!
“That is true,” Dee mused, chuckling. “There is a play coming up about a medieval prince. and Logan would be a good history teacher…..or maybe just a elementary teacher.”
Anonymous asked: So you said in one post that Virgil's ears were getting pointy. What are other physical changes they are going through since they left the fairy realm? Also can they do magic? 🌸
Dee looked Virgil over, playing with his ears. “Interesting…..Logan and Roman’s ears are still rounded, but Virgil’s are pointed and he was only there for a few days…..fascinating.” He hesitated, before he carefully pushed down Virgil’s lips slightly, looking at his newly sharpened teeth. “I wonder…..this is truly, truly interesting.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Be careful Dee, Virgil could wake up
“I am I am,” Dee assured, brushing his finger over the sharp teeth. “This is truly fascinating.”
Virgil let out a small grunt, rolling away from Dee. He mumbled something under his breath, trying to go back to a deeper sleep.
Anonymous asked: I think it would be best to ask Virgil himself 🐺
“Yes, but what if he doesn’t answer and it concerns his heath? What if he gets ill because he refuses to tell me important information about himself?”
Anonymous asked: Dee, perhaps it is best not to press him for answers, he is fragile and i wish not to scare him unduly. He knows that he can approach me for guidance if needs be. And it will affect him more because he spilled blood. Did that happen recently to you, Logan and Roman? ~ 🍁
“Did what happen?” Logan asked, trying to pull away from Roman, who was holding onto him tightly, still sound asleep.
Anonymous asked: (That moment you spend over an hour going through this entire blog) Pat, do you have any clue how the human works,,, like at all? -🌷
(AN: Yeah it’s a really long blog lol)
Patton huffed, rolling his eyes. “Humans are the stupidest, ugliest things alive! I don’t like them anymore!”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Why do you think this changes are happening to Virgil Dee?
“I have no idea….but he seems to be gaining more features like…..Patton’s own? How curious.”
Anonymous asked: Glad to see you back op 🐺
An: Thanks, I’m glad to be back. I’m sorry for the long absence, I had a lot of things going on. I’ll try to be more active with some type of update schedule (hopefully)
Anonymous asked: Did yourself and Roman spill blood recently in Patton's realm, dear one? ~ 🍁 (Also, welcome back!)
“Oh no,” Logan said, shaking his head. “Patton never ever let us bleed or get hurt, even Roman biting his nails was a crime to him. Sometimes I would think he sucked all the blood out of us cause we just…wouldn’t bleed. I got paper cuts but they never bled.”
arsenicdragon asked: May I ask why would Virgil be gaining these features? Maybe you guys should do some research on it... or at least what is known about the topic.
Dee looked down at Virgil, humming. “Maybe a bit of research would do us good. I would ask Patton but he is…..throwing a tantrum currently. If any of you would like to reach out to him, feel free to do so.” He laid back down, feeling Virgil rolling over to cling to him. “I’m going back to bed, I think. I don’t have enough energy to deal with today.”
~~Dee is now closed for questions~~
just-some-gt-trash asked: So... Pat, how are you doing?
“Shut up, I don’t like you,” he huffed, curling into a ball. “You’re all horrible, horrible people. How could you let this happen to me?”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Pat... you did bad things too, yes cutting of your wings was wrong but so was keeping them trapped for years
“I can’t ever fly again! And I loved them! I didn’t want them to get away! I want my wings back! Give them back, please!” He pleaded, practically in tears at this point.
just-some-gt-trash asked: Believe me, I would if I could, but I, or any of us, don’t know if there’s a way to attach them back
“You’re heartless! I don’t like you anymore!” He cried out, whimpering pitifully. The whimpers sounded more fake than anything, as the fae tried to appear pitiful.
just-some-gt-trash asked: Okay, you don’t have to like me, but there’s something happening to Virgil and I want to know if you know something
“What do you want to know?” Patton huffed, glaring at the wall. “You’re mean, just like them.”
Anonymous asked: Then that may be the reason for yours and Roman's delayed reaction. You did not have the magic in the air seep into your bloodstream. But instead it has permeated through your skin. It is a slower process ~ 🍁 (Hey dude!)
Logan took a moment to think it over, before shrugging. “I suppose so, that would make sense……what is happening with Virgil anyway? Is he alright?”
Roman grumbled, throwing himself into Logan’s lap. “If I turn into a fucking fairy I’m going to go to Patton and fly around in front of him.”
“Rather cruel Roman…..but I don’t blame you.”
An: Hey, how’s it going! Sorry for the disappearances, but I’m back at least for awhile.
theycallmemarshmellowyellow asked: Wow. I showed up late to the party! 😄 (Just found this and I love it!)
“What party? Is there cake?” Roman asked, sitting up with a grin. “Can I have-”
“No,” Logan stopped, placing a hand over Roman’s mouth. “There is no cake.”
~~An: Aww, thank you so much! I’m so glad you like this, I really appreciate it!~~
just-some-gt-trash asked: He’s starting to grow features that are similar to yours, sharp teeth and pointy ears, and, again, I’m sorry if I made you feel bad
“Shut up,” Patton mumbled, huffing. “Yeah, and he is gonna turn into a bastard fae soon, I used to live near one….you know….BEFORE I WAS TAKEN AWAY!” He cried out, kicking the jar. “He was annoying, a human talker or a…feelings person, I can’t remember the name. But he was married to a human, disgusting.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: You did had the intentions of marrying a human, do you know if its a way to stop it?
“There is a way to stop it, and it’s really simple,” Patton grinned, looking up. “Kill him, through the heart with a stake.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Some way that doesn’t involve killing anyone? And do you know why is it happening?
“I do….but knowledge comes at a cost,” Patton said cryptically, grinning. “And the price for this knowledge is very high.”
Anonymous asked: If he only has part of your name, he can't take you away. That's what fae do, they whisk you to their world. We can't stop you snake, but we can still help you be safe
“He isn’t going to whisk me away! You’re lying! Why do you hate Patton so much!?”
Anonymous asked: If I remember correctly giving a partial name will give a fae some power over you but not usually enough to do anything harmful. I think they do become a bit more convincing though. 🐺
“Ah I see……that doesn’t sound so bad, right?” Snake pondered it for a bit…..tapping his foot. “What about a nickname?”
just-some-gt-trash asked: If it helps, I don’t hate Patton
“Good,” Snake nodded, humming. “I……thank you. I told you guys he wasn’t bad!”
Anonymous asked: Why not seek the aid of a witch?
“There are no good witches. Most of them are too involved in their knowledge or kidnapping young babies,” Patton huffed, pouting. “And the witch I know died last Tuesday.”
Anonymous asked: Humans and fae have very different social views. Something that is ok for humans might not be for fae and vice versa. So it’s entirely plausible that Patton isn’t intentionally being malicious. 🐺
“Bullshit,” Roman hissed, glaring. “That is such a load of crap! He is horrible, a Menace to society!”
“As I….don’t quite agree with that. But Patton is in the wrong here, whether he is fae or human,” Logan added, keeping away from Roman. He did not want his tongue cut out, as that would be extremely painful.
Anonymous asked: Patton honey, did you ever take into consideration that maybe your treasures didn’t WANT to be taken away? I mean, look at it from their point of view! Virgil was scared and dying and NEEDED your help at that moment. You keep them in their room with a water bowl, little to no entertainment, and not much light. You only really ever take them out when you play with them.
“That’s what you’re supposed to do with treasures!” Patton chirped, grinning brightly. “And that’s what I’m gonna do with them! Because they are all bad! I bet Logan and Roman to get Virgil to run away! They are hoping he finds someone who will hurt me! They are all bad!”
Anonymous asked: Hey! Not all witches or bad, or kidnap children! Don't be rude, I was only trying to help
“I’m not rude!” Patton whined, pouting. “If you were my treasure you wouldn’t say that! Naughty human!”
Anonymous asked: Patton have you considered that the reason Virgil ran away is because he wasn’t happy? You aren’t being very nice. 🐺
“I am very nice!” Patton huffed, pouting. “I treat all my treasures well! Super well! They are all taken care of and loved!”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Anon 🐺 has a point, Patton doesn’t know he’s doing something wrong
“I suppose so,” Logan mumbled bitterly. “But that changes nothing. We are still stuck here with that….”
“Jackass pin on a sewing table,” Roman interjected. “He is a horrible, horrible creature.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Patton, I think snake really appreciates you, if he trusts you his name, you should tell him what you plan to do with him before doing it, I bet he’ll understand
“But if I tell him he will run away!” Patton whined. “I don’t wanna loose him! I want him!”
Anonymous asked: So snake have you decided to wait in giving your whole name? 🐺
“I….I’m not sure…..I’m really not sure.” Snake sighed, pouting. “I…..I want to but……you have managed to put some doubt in my head.”
Anonymous asked: Patton if you do end up finding Virgil, May o suggest calmly explaining why it hurt your feelings and pay attention to what Virgil and the others say? 🐺
“I will tell him why it hurt me! And I do pay attention to what they say! He is still going to be punished!” Patton declared, crossing his arms. “He ran away, be is bad!”
Anonymous asked: Just because he ran away doesn’t mean he’s bad. Some would say locking people in a box, or their room, is bad. 🐺
“No it’s not!” Patton huffed, pouting. “And they are only in a box because Roman was bad! He was bad and that’s why they are in the box! He used to have a pretty red room. It was so pretty.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Maybe the box could be a punishment space, you give each one a room, and when they’re bad you leave them in the box alone
“Maybe, but that’s so much work! And they like the box!”
Anonymous asked: Why not ask virgil calmly why he ran away? Then maybe next time he won't run if it's different!
“But why!? That wastes so much time! It’s better to punish him so he never does it again!”
Anonymous asked: What exactly did Roman do? And who should Romans actions effect everyone else? That’s a war crime you know? 🐺
“Oh, you’ll have to ask Roman what he did! And I decided that the way I treat him is a good way to treat my treasures!”
just-some-gt-trash asked: They don’t really like the box, but they don’t want to hurt your feelings by telling you
“Oh,” Patton mumbled, deflating slightly. “Oh Well! That’s their fault!”
Anonymous asked: Patton I’m sure you could think of a better way to keep them without putting them in a dark box. Humans like sunlight. 🐺
“They get sun! Sometimes I move their box to the window!” He defended, pouting. “And The box isn’t that dark!”
Anonymous asked: Patton humans can’t get sunlight through the walls of a box. They need it to actually reach them. 🐺
“But if they touch the sun they will get burnt!” He cried out, whining loudly. “And Only I’m allowed to hurt my little humans!”
Anonymous asked: They only get burnt if it's more than, like, 4 hours
“No! The sun is bad! I won’t listen to you cause you’re a dummy human! I’m smarter than you! I’m a prince!”
just-some-gt-trash asked: You’re a prince?!
“Why yes I am!” Patton declared, grinning. “And you should bow down to me! Because I am better than a meanie human like you! I am a prince, soon to be king!” He wilted slightly, the tips of his ears bending. “I….Well I need to find a partner first….and Marry.”
Anonymous asked: Maybe Snake will marry you!
“Yeah! And if he doesn’t I will make him marry me! Because I love him more than the other humans! He is my favorite….but don’t tell them I said that.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: *bows* I’m sorry if I were mean to you, I was just trying to make things better for everyone, and I think the others were too
“That’s right!” Patton grinned, nodding his head. “And Everything is great for me! I’m doing really well!” He answered, completely ignoring the fact that they wanted to make things better for Everyone.
Anonymous asked: Patton hon, you cant marry someone and then keep them in a box all day long. That's kinda mean.
“I can and I will! I’m a prince and I will do whatever I want! Mommy said I can have whatever I want…..before she left me…..alone.”
“How are we in danger?” Dee asked, guiding everyone into his home. He set Logan and roman on the couch, sighing. “I’ll get you two some water…..and I’ll order a pizza.”
“What’s a pizza?” Roman asked, looking up at Dee.
“Something worth living for.”
Anonymous asked: Have any of you considered what hurting Morality may do to you? I know you want him to hurt as much as possible but perhaps the bond goes both ways. What if you kill or weaken Patton and all the centuries come crashing down on Roman and Logan? -👻
That gave Dee pause. “Well, we aren’t going to kill him, what do you think we are, monsters?”
Virgil flinched and ducked his head, before shaking it off. You’re fine, you’re fine. It’s just a general term. You’re fine. He grabbed a jar and dropped Patton inside, screwing the lid on. He didn’t bother cutting air holes, since fae didn’t need to breathe.
Anonymous asked: I am sorry, young ones. I tried to warn you... ~ 🍁
Roman groaned, holding his middle finger up. “I have no idea what this means….but I know it means you need to shut up.”
Anonymous asked: It means that your bodies are going through a change. The three of you are no longer fully human, but neither are you fae. Believe me when i say that my only concern right now is your welfare. Whether you think my words to be true or not, i care about you ~ 🍁
“T-tell me what kind of change,” Roman mumbled, hissing. “And where is your proof…..Golden nimrod.”
“Was that the best you could come up with?”
“Shut it Logan.”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Virgil? Should we be worried? Is there something you want/need to tell us?
“W-What are you talking about?” Virgil squeaked, causing Dee to look over with a raised eyebrow. “I don’t need to tell you guys shit!”
Anonymous asked: You are all weakened, with the exception of Dee, Virgil underwent a strange episode and you are experiencing fatigue and pain. It will not be easy, but my door is open should you wish my aid ~ 🍁
“Virgil had a strange episode?” Dee asked, looking at the resident emo, who was pointedly staring at his bare feet. Fae apparently don’t like shoes, or else he would still have his converse on.
“I-I don’t know what they are talking about….we need to make sure Roman and Logan are okay.”
Anonymous asked: Again, why does Roman have a middle name???
“Cause I wanted one,” Roman hissed, glaring. “I wanted one cause…..Logan had one.”
“That’s not the reason at-”
“Logan, just stop. They don’t need to know,” Roman whispered, his voice soft and pleading.
Anonymous asked: They are showing signs already. If you need my assistance you need only ask. But for now, get them fed and to bed, take care of them ~ 🍁
“Will do,” Dee hummed, walking into the living room to give Logan and Roman their water.
Virgil went to the door to get the pizza, giving the pizza man his payment and a tip. “Keep the change,” He mumbled, shutting the door without another word.
just-some-gt-trash asked: Are you sure Virge? You seem kind of... nervous
“I am fine. Stop asking, got it?” Virgil carried the pizza to the living room, sighing.
just-some-gt-trash asked: *sighs*got it, let's see Roman's an Logan's reaction to pizza
Virgil set the pizza boxes down, blinking. “Um…….Roman, Logan?” He asked, watching them duck behind a couch.
“Roman let me g-”
“Stay back foul hot box monster! I will slay you!”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Pat, how are you feeling?
“I-I don’t like it here! I wanna go home! I-I don’t want them to do this! I want them to be tiny and I don’t want them to be big!”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Guys... it’s just the pizza box
“G-guys?” Dee asked, snickering.
Virgil was recording it, chuckling. “Roman chill out it-”
“Back foul beast! Cease you hot fiery ways!”
Anonymous asked: Virgil, sweet one, you are NOT a monster. It will all be alright. You do not need to hide how you feel. But i will not press you ~ 🍁
“S-Shut up! Just s-shut it! I-I……” Virgil ended the recording and stormed off, heading out of the house.
Dee blinked, watching him leave. “What’s up with him?”
“Box Demon begone!”
Anonymous asked: Virgil do you want to die? Because ignoring things that could kill you is a good way to die. As well as take everyone else down with you. 🐺
“I’d rather die.” Virgil hissed, glaring at a stone. Then he saw red and kicked it. Hard. It ended up hitting a wall, and getting stuck in the giant stone building. “Just stop!”
just-some-gt-trash asked: Pat, they were feeling the same way when you had them trapped, I don’t want them to hurt you, but you do deserve some kind of punishment for what you did, there’s no way they’re going to be your little humans again
“I want them to be! Make them! Make them be small again!” he hissed, hitting the jar. “Make them let me out and go back to being my little treasures! Now!”
just-some-gt-trash asked: *facepalms and tries to not laugh* Roman, it’s not going to hurt you, Virge, why don’t you open it to see if that calms him down
“Virgil left,” Dee, mumbled, but opened the box and took out a slice, eating it.
Roman screamed, pointing at Dee. “Wicked beast! be devoured whole!”
“I am not shoving a whole pizza in my mouth, Roman.”
Anonymous asked: Oh, Roman honey, it’s called pizza. It’s where you take a device called a ‘phone’ and tell another person who is many miles away what kind of food you want, then they bring it to your house! Virge, Dee, You might want to explain phones to him -💚
“A Phone?” Roman asked, shivering. “Sorcery, the lot of it.”
Logan sighed and grabbed a slice, shoving it in his face. He was starving and just wanted some food.
Anonymous asked: Roman the contents of that box is food. Very tasty food I might add. 🐺
“It is sorcery!” He defended, hissing. “Sorcery!”
Anonymous asked: Roman To put it simply It's cooked bread, tomatoes, and cheese
“It’s what?” Roman asked, poking it. “What in the devil?”
Anonymous asked: Virgil. I will not come again unless you ask of me, if that is what you so wish. But know that i am here and you are not alone in this ~ 🍁
“N-No wait,” Virgil mumbled, biting his lip. “I……just help me……what do I do?”
