I remember reading it years ago on Tumblr and for some reason I suddenly have thing crazy urge to find it again
It's a sanders sides g/t story where tiny Virgil is an orphan who gets adopted by giants Logan and Patton
I'm not even exaggerating when I tell you I've been scouring the internet for HOURS trying to find it and I can't.
If anyone can find it I will no joke cashapp them $5
I remember Virgil being the only one his size in the orphanage and he got bullied a lot for it
He was hiding in the corner reading a book when Patton and Logan talk to him and decide to adopt him
It quotes Stuwart Little a lot
It takes a few days for Logan and Patton to come back and get him and Virgil thinks that they've forgotten him and he's super sad and it's a little cheesy but so cute!!!!
It's multiple chapters and I want to reread it SO BAD YALL HAVE NO IDEA
PLS PLS PLS G/T COMMUNITY HELP ME FIND THIS
I KNOW SANDERS SIDES ISN'T THE TRENDY G/T THING ANYMORE BUT PLEASE, ONE OF Y'ALL HAVE TO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
This is also day 14 of my October prompt list and part 3 of 10.-Ravens
CW: Remus being Remus, calling someone an it, mentions of sex and suggestive language
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Remus wasn't expecting this to happen at all. He was working his usual shift when all of the sudden a freaking black hole appeared under the car he was working on. He only slid closer to take a look at it before being sucked in, and now here he was, on a pile of several trinkets and gems.
He looked up to try and figure out where he had came from… but the hole was nowhere to be seen. Ok, Remus was stuck in what looked like the deposit of an antique shop, no big deal! But how was he getting out of here?
Looking down at the end of the pile, Remus carefully slid down until he touched the ground. How tall was this thing? How did anyone even get something from the top? Then the ground started shaking… oh shit, he needed a safe place to hide.
As Remus looked around he couldn't help but notice the items were so random. There were random pieces of crockery that didn't seem to go together at all, several old and rusted metals, but also a lot of jewels and coins… this really looked like a dragon’s hive, if dragon’s were real of course.
A large shadow appeared behind Remus and he slowly turned around, and looked up, and up, and up until he met the face of a motherflipping dragon! No way he actually got that right.
The dragon didn't seem to notice Remus though, what a bummer. Maybe he would get eaten if he got it’s attention? It didn't hurt to try, well it did but that was the whole point.
Remus followed the dragon to a deeper part of the… cave? Were they in a cave? They were most likely in a cave, so a deeper part of the cave. He wanted to observe it for a little while before anything happened, after all he couldn't get a chance to see a real life dragon and just run to his death instantly. He was curious!
The dragon stopped and left a bunch of items it was carrying on it’s mouth on the floor. A thin cloud of pink smoke started forming around it and Remus' mouth went wide. The dragon was shrinking? Why would it want to shrink? Remus could only imagine everything he could do if he was fifty feet tall!
It seemed to stop ar around five feet tall, but then it stood up? And was suddenly ten feet tall?! Ugh this pink cloud thing made it harder to take a good look at it.
Once the smoke started dissipating, Remus could actually distinguish the dragon’s shilouette. But it wasn't a dragon anymore.
It… they? They had changed into a humanoid figure, keeping their wings, horns and some of their scales.
Woah, they were gigantic! Not as gigantic as before but still! Oh now Remus was interested.
The giant- dragon-person picked their items back up and started leaving them across the room. Okay, it was now or never.
Remus walked closer to them, but they didn't seem to pay attention. Comparing their heights really made him feel like a child, nah not a child, he was too horny for that. Remus was so small they hadn't even noticed their presence even when they were next to each other! It was amazing! And to think this was only a four feet difference, “Hey! What are you doing up there?”
They froze, clearly not expecting a dwarf to just randomly talk to them. The giant-dragon-person looked down at Remus with a confused look, “...organizing the new items of my hoard?”
“Oh cool,” Remus nodded and looked around. He was too focused on how random every item was earlier that he hadn't noticed they all had a specific place, and it actually looked like an organized mess somehow!
The only thing Remus had as a warning was the clatter behind him before he was picked up. “W-hoa!” That certainly took him by surprise, he was turned around only to meet the dragon face to face, “uh… hi?”
They tilted their head and examined Remus closer, “are you a human? I thought they didn't exist anymore.”
“Well I still exist! Or at least I think so.” Remus let himself be handled and twisted around, the touch was so gentle he barely even noticed, “getting touchy there are we?”
The comments seemed to startle them because they immediately let go of Remus with a yelp, only to catch him only a few feet from the ground.It was quite an awkward position since they only managed to grab his leg, “sorry! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.”
Remus shook his head, “not at all! I like it when someone gets touchy! If you know what I mean.” He wiggled on the dragon's grip with a suggestive look, trying to have sex at this size would be quite interesting.
The dragon-giant blushed and shifted their grip on Remus. They sat down, as to have less chance of him getting hurt if they dropped him. “Are all humans this… excited? No wonder why you got extinct if you have no filter.”
“I’m the one with no filter, not all humanity. But is a lot more fun this way!” Remus smiled brightly, maybe he could convince them to try having sex before eating him!
They giggled, “you look adorable when you smile like that.”
“Well I think you're huge and handsome! I usually don't bang guys taller than me, but I’ll hive it a shot because it's a special occasion.”
“Oh, is my size intimidating? I hadn't thought about that, hold on.” They left a confused Remus on the ground and closed their eyes. A pink aura surrounded them and they began to shrink again. Remus lowered his sight to follow the not so giant now-dragon’s change of size.
They opened their eyes and looked up at Remus, “woah woah enough stop!” He had quite some trouble making his magic stop.
Remus wasn't great with proportions, but they looked really small even sitting down. His suspicions were only confirmed when they stood up, at about four feet tall.
“Uh… I think I went too far.” They chuckled awkwardly.
“Okay now this,” Remus reached down and picked them up the same way they did with him before, “is adorable.”
They let out a yelp and flapped their wings to stabilize themselves, “is this how being picked up feels? I wouldn't have done it earlier if I knew…”
Remus shook his head, “it’s fine. I liked it!”
Having them like this actually helped to get a better look at them. The beautiful baby blue scales decorating their body looked so shiny! Almost like they had glitter on them! Their horns matched but had pink spots here and there, as well as the boning of his wings. And that tail! The spikes on it alternated between a darked blue and the same pink, but they were more rounded than sharp.
“Well… I don’t, can you put me down please?”
“Sure!” Remus put the dragon down and looked around again. “This is a pretty great dope collection you have going on here… uh,” when he looked back at the dragon, he was just a couple of inches taller than him, “I think we don’t know each others names yet”
They nodded, “right, where are my modals?” They chuckled and extended their hand, “I’m Patton”
Remus took their hand and shook it, “Remus. He/him pronouns.”
Paton gave him a confused look, “uh… then I guess I’m a he too”
Remus snickered “I suppose dragons don’t care about pronouns”
“We don’t,” Patton took his hand back and looked around as he thought. “At least the dragons I know don’t”
Remus tilted his head, “is there something on your mind?”
Patton looked back at him, “Oh. I’m just wondering where I could keep you, you would be perfect for my hoard!”
Pairings: established Logicality, Prinxiety, variable!Dukeceit
Other tags/warnings: poc!Sides, Genderfluid!Roman, Nonbinary!Janus, Demiboy!Remus, prosthetic!Logan, long haired Sides, size differences, small!Patton, giant!Patton.
(if there is any triggers I forgot, please kindly ask me to add it or correct any mistakes I made. English isn't my birth language.)
Chapter 1: Make a wish and blow a dandelion
Characters physical description:
Patton Morahearty: he/him, 19 years old, 5'3, fair skin, light freckles, fluffy chocolate brown hair with light blue streaks and equally brown eyes.
Janus Mendax: they/them, 21 years old, 5'7, tan skin with vitiligo on the half of their body, a long scar from their mouth, long light cool brown hair with golden reflections, amber eyes.
Logan Gemynd: he/him, 20 years old, 6', has prosthetics on his face, left arm and right leg, fair skin (slightly lighter than Patton’s), jet black hair with blue dyed streaks, shaved sides and a long braid, one eye is brown, the other is cerulean blue with black sclera, being a part of the prosthetic.
Virgil Andersen: he/him 19 years old, 6'7, fair skin (same complexion as Logan), hair dyed in a mix of indigo and grape, buzz cut sides, long bangs hiding the half of his face and his green eye, the other one being brown.
Roman LaValiente: he/she/they (wears a color coded friendship bracelet) 19 years old, 5'6, tan skin, medium auburn hair tied in a low ponytail, emerald eyes.
Remus Octavio: he/they 20 years old, 5'9, dark skin, perfectly trimmed moustache, medium ash brown hair with a birth silver lock and dyed green end, dreadlocks tied up in a high ponytail, emerald eyes, slightly darker than Roman.
Note: Roman and Remus are not blood related. When Roman’s father met Remus’s father, they raised them like twins, and the boys kept it up, to the point of saying “we’re twins with one year apart.”
====== ADW ======
As far as he could remember, Patton had quite always been on the short side.
The fact everyone teased him about it didn't really help. At 19 years old, most people took him for a small kid, especially with his quite youthful face. That didn't mean he looked like a poor fragile little thing though, he was a big person, mind you. It was just… being on the short end of the stick came with a lot of inconvenience.
Seriously, standing next to Virgil, who was a solid 6'7, made him look so tiny with his 5'3.
Patton had to tiptoe or pull Logan's tie if he wanted to kiss him, as he was twenty centimeter taller.
Logan not being the most expressive person of the group (most of the time), Patton couldn't tell if it was annoying him…
He could be wearing heels like the twins or occasionally Janus, but last time he tried, even with Roman’s coaching, he badly sprained his ankle.
And so, after an excruciating day at school where some students found it very funny to tie up his bag on the ceiling lamp (taken down by Virgil), Patton was finally heading home, alongside his boyfriend and the group.
The shorter male sighed softly.
“Patton, are you okay?”
The latter jumped up in surprise.
“O-oh! I-I’m fine, don’t worry…” he laughed nervously.
Logan stared at him, clearly dubious. Patton shifted under his gaze, especially his cybernetic eye.
“A-Are you using your lie detector on me? We already have Janus for that.” Patton tried to joke
“Hey!” Janus said in indignation.
Virgil looked at Patton in horror and quickly waved his hand in front of his throat to tell him to cut it out. The chocolate brune’s eyes widened, realizing what he just did. Logan wasn’t especially self-conscious about his mechanical parts, but he didn’t really like the jokes about it, thanks to the jerks at school.
“O-oh my God, Logan! I-I’m so sorry! I-”
“It’s okay Patton.” Logan stopped him. “I know you had a rough day and my prosthetic eye can be unsettling.”
“That’s not an excuse!” the brunette shook his head vehemently. “As you boyfriend, I should know it’s your pet peeve-”
Logan put his human hand on Patton’s head.
“As much as I find your concern really endearing, worry not. I’m fine.” he said.
“Huh?” the latter blinked.
Before Logan patted him on the head.
“And…why are you patting me?...” Patton raised an eyebrow.
“Because -” Logan pulled out a flash card, before patting Patton and reading said card. “- it gives us a cute Giant/Tiny dynamic.”
“T-tiny?...” the shorter man’s cheek flushed bright red in embarrassment.
“You don’t like it?” Logan frowned slightly. “Roman and Remus told me it would be, I quote, ‘totes adorable’.”
Roman muffled out his laughter while Remus cackled, which caused them to earn a disapproving glare from Virgil for the first, and a good back head slap from Janus for the other.
“Do you want me to stop?” the raven-blue haired man asked, still patting his smaller partner.
*Gosh that’s so embarrassing, but it feels so nice at the same time…* Patton thought.
“Keep going…” he muttered. “it’s...nice…”
“HA!” Remus guwaffed, earning another back head slap from Janus, causing the mustached man to snicker.
Logan pulled Patton against his broad chest, gently patting his head.
“There, there.”
*Logan’s tiddies! I-I-I just can’t…* Patton blushed furiously, his face buried between them.
“Hum, I think you’re choking him, Robocop.” Roman chuckled, taking a picture.
Logan was used to Roman’s nicknames, knowing it wasn’t malicious.
“Oh, apologies, Patton.” he pulled away, causing Patton to whine softly.
“Nuh-uh, you know how she gets when she’s worried.” the purple man shook his head.
“Look guys, the stars are already out, can’t you, like, cuddle tomorrow?” Virgil said. “I promised Cara I won’t get home too late…”
“Virgil, you’re 19, can’t your mom cut you some slack?” Remus nudged him.
The wind blew softly in this fine sky clear night.
Patton shuddered, when he saw floaty white little things in the moonlight.
“Oh guys! Look!” He ran to the sideroad. “Dandelions!”
“You know what they say.” Roman flipped his hair, grinning. “Make a wish and blow a dandelion!”
Virgil rolled his eyes with a groan while Logan raised an eyebrow.
“That won't likely happen…”
Patton sighed softly
“You’ll never know if you don’t try it, Lo…”
He went to pick up one of the fluffy looking weeds before blowing it, thinking very hard of his wish. He watched the little seeds getting carried by the wind, disappearing into the night sky.
“What did you wish for?” Logan asked, walking next to him.
“Silly, if I tell you, it won’t work.” Patton giggled softly.
He tiptoed and kissed his cheek, before going home for the night.
The next day...
“...gan...o...gan…”
At the sound of his name being called, Logan’s eye fluttered open while his prosthetic one activated and adjusted to the light.
“LOGAN! LOGAN!”
“Patton?...” the raven-blue haired male frowned at his lover’s distressed voice and put on his glasses…
Only to see a big chocolate brown eye through the window.
====== ADW ======
Taglist (ask to be added):
@gilby-the-geek-girl (thank you for helping me <3 )
I’ll be honest I nearly forgot today was Hug a Giant Day so I drew this up real quick to share in the love for our bigs!
Also Patton with pink hair is bless!!! :3
Virgil looked over at Patton, smiling as he sat on a shelf, dangling his legs over the edge. “You know, you won’t be able to have a second cookie tonight if you don’t make any, right?”
“But I wanna cuddle instead,” Patton insisted, reaching up to scoop Virgil into his hands. Normally, Virgil would slide right into his hands and curl into Patton’s fingers, but today he scooted back.
“Pat, you know you’re gonna regret it later when you want cookies. Come on, all you need to do is pop them in the oven and then we can cuddle while they cook, okay?” Virgil offered, grinning at him.
Patton thought it over for a minute, before he grinned brightly. “Yeah you are right! I’m gonna make the cookies and then we are gonna cuddle with a movie tonight!” He got his apron on, handing Virgil his own. Patton never really let Virgil help him since he could get hurt easily, but it was nice to talk and work as a team.
“Now you’re talking Patty. You can pick the movie if you put chocolate chips in the cookies,” he teased, putting on his purple apron, one that matched with Patton’s. It was dorky and not really his style, but it made his love happy.
“Deal! Can we watch Frozen again?”
“Of course Pat, we can watch whatever you want.”
He glanced away to glance at the rope he had hanging beside him, squeaking when Patton scooped him up. He went to protest, before a pair of lips was brushed over his face. He instantly went red, covering his face. “Pat~ god you’re too sweet sometimes!”
“I just wanted a kiss, and I’m not talking about the Hershey kind,” Patton informed, giggling as he pecked the top of Virgil’s head, before setting his little lover on the counter, bouncing over to the fridge.
Virgil shook his head, watching Patton walk around to gather the ingredients, babbling to himself about what he needed and how many he was going to make. Virgil felt his heart thump and he realized this is where he was meant to be. From their very rocky start in the beginning to their slow crawl towards becoming boyfriends, he knew he wouldn’t have it any other way.