I have such bad and unexpected FNF brainrot after swearing I wouldn’t fall so here’s a rundown of a few headcanons I have for whats basically an AU because anything that’s not canon is an AU in my eyes
Boyfriend actually speaks a language that is native to the town that everything takes place in, but it’s understood by all so he doesn’t need to switch speech depending on who he’s talking to. He just finds this easier.
Girlfriend gets called Princess by her parents a lot, to the point that it’s suggesting that it might be her actual name.
Daddy Dearest now owns a million dollar company (where Senpai actually used to work at before he pissed Dearest off and got his ass sent to the 12-bit dimension).
Girlfriend suffers from something called Tutorial-mouth, where she gets the impulsive need to explain details on every little thing as if she were the narrator to a game tutorial. If she takes you somewhere you’ve never been to, you’re going to know at least 100 years of history at least 10 minutes in.
Dearest and Mother don’t actually hate Boyfriend. In fact, they’re incredibly fond of him. They’re just demons and have a very different way of showing affection.
Senpai’s real name was Jonas. Not that he remembers.
Boyfriend’s parents are out of the country for work, but they still send texts and even full-blown letters pretty much weekly. They keep reminding him to stay out of trouble, which he doesn’t.
Trans Girlfriend. That’s it that’s the post.
Boyfriend used to be incredibly edgy and had conservative views in middle school because he wanted to be cool like everyone else. This changed when he met Girlfriend and she knocked some sense into him.
Skid and Pump’s parents don’t know dog shit that their sons are hanging out with the Neil Cicierega wannabe during the weekends and sometimes even after school. They just think the carnivorous lemon head makes for a cool uncle!
Monster’s spit is sour?? Like he is literally citrus. He spits in peoples eyes and they scream.
Monster can also bend his neck in unnatural positions and he might need to see a chiropractor.
Senpai really wants a hairless cat. He wants to name it pumpkin spice, but he’d never call it by name so no one would know.
Yes Miku is Boyfriend’s sister, just that she was adopted from a computer lab (no, the rat was not adopted as well).
The city this all takes place in is a really popular getaway for a lot of people, which is why you see so many characters from so many different franchises scattered about.