#age gap spideypool

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Mcu spideypool ...

Mcu spideypool, with that 24 year age gap...

Wade approaching peter with jokes and treats...

Wade approaching peter with promises of friendship...

Wade avoiding those pesky X-Men and Avengers, to see the local and smoking hot baby boy...

Wade making inappropriate jokes with him...

Peter awkwardly accepting it, taking it as weird, cool-kid humor...

Peter wants attention and to not be seen as a buzzkill...

Tony Stark finding out, Tony Stark doesn't like it, he tells Peter's aunt, he has Happy make sure he doesn't see this dangerous, wanted and very lewd mercenary again...

Peter taking this as a sign to rebel...

Peter going against Tony, May and Happy's wishes, finding weird, complicated and eccentric ways to see Wade...

Peter spending less time in his personal life with schooling and family, in order to see Wade and fuck around in the spidey suit...

Peter not realizing he's being groomed...

Peter getting molested...

Peter likes it...

They live happily ever after, the end...

Thank you for your eyeballs reading this :)

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the idea of peter’s age being like hitting the jackpot for wade is really funny to me. like im imagining him asking peter how old he is and hes expecting like, 19 or 20, technically legal but still weird for a man his age to be dating, and when peter is like “oh im 16 ^^ is that ok?” it makes wade flirt with him like 5x as much

Yeahahahahasss!!

Ugghh, he's in love after that, it's like cupids arrow hehehe

He's like, "I act like I'm 12, so technically you're the creep here!" And they laugh hehehe

Oh my god so many jokes about the situation

It makes Peter a little uncomfortable, but it also helps him normalize the whole relationship in his mind, so, it's encouraged

And then he molests him ^^

Ehehehehhehe, like lovingly though! He's a romantic predator:)

IMAGINE WADE GIVING HIM HEAD OH MY GOD, AND HE'S LIKE "This is normal! Your body is changing and yadayada—"

And in Peter's mind he's freaking out about if this is healthy or not, or— oh my god this feels amazing, and he goes brain dead from pure pleasure so he don't gaf anymore hehehehe + he loves the cuddles afterwards, so he doesn't careeee

Tegehehehhee oh my god I want that drawn

Computah !! Show me... MCU Wade Wilson x Peter Parker with a grooming dynamic !

.... Okay, computah, clear my search history...

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Do you think Wade would go into it knowing Peter was a kid or do you think he thought he was an adult, found out he was a kid, then went, “Oh well I guess!”? also what if Tony didn’t like it because Tony was jealous

God, I love my chud darkshipping life—

Me, personally, I feel like Wade has like a 6th sense for finding youngsters, but he didn't know Parker was that young, hehehe, it was like hitting a jackpot!!!

And yes!!! God, I love Starker!! Tony was sooooo jelly, watching the cameras and trackers he implanted in the spidey suit like a HAWK, (no Clint) after seeing Wade taking his personal boy toy out...

I'm talking 24/7, outright stalking, constantly asking Happy about Parker. (Happy of course gets a little concerned for his buddy, because, what???)

A little bit of touchy-touchy business with himself while watching of course, who'd even know anyways? Who is he hurting— he's Tony fucking Stark!

Beautiful, truly...