#kewl asks

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Yknow that “I just hit the jackpot” meme? thats Tony and/or Wade after finding out the new hero they’d been flirting with was actually underage

Wade/Tony after finding a the ultimate shota with lengthened endurance, super strength, a minor healing factor, cute looks and an extremely loving and trusting personality PLUS he's fifteen:

(not the right one, ik, but I feel like this is usable as well since they're... Both popular on tiktok, I dunno)

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the idea of peter’s age being like hitting the jackpot for wade is really funny to me. like im imagining him asking peter how old he is and hes expecting like, 19 or 20, technically legal but still weird for a man his age to be dating, and when peter is like “oh im 16 ^^ is that ok?” it makes wade flirt with him like 5x as much

Yeahahahahasss!!

Ugghh, he's in love after that, it's like cupids arrow hehehe

He's like, "I act like I'm 12, so technically you're the creep here!" And they laugh hehehe

Oh my god so many jokes about the situation

It makes Peter a little uncomfortable, but it also helps him normalize the whole relationship in his mind, so, it's encouraged

And then he molests him ^^

Ehehehehhehe, like lovingly though! He's a romantic predator:)

IMAGINE WADE GIVING HIM HEAD OH MY GOD, AND HE'S LIKE "This is normal! Your body is changing and yadayada—"

And in Peter's mind he's freaking out about if this is healthy or not, or— oh my god this feels amazing, and he goes brain dead from pure pleasure so he don't gaf anymore hehehehe + he loves the cuddles afterwards, so he doesn't careeee

Tegehehehhee oh my god I want that drawn

Computah !! Show me... MCU Wade Wilson x Peter Parker with a grooming dynamic !

.... Okay, computah, clear my search history...

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Do you think Wade would go into it knowing Peter was a kid or do you think he thought he was an adult, found out he was a kid, then went, “Oh well I guess!”? also what if Tony didn’t like it because Tony was jealous

God, I love my chud darkshipping life—

Me, personally, I feel like Wade has like a 6th sense for finding youngsters, but he didn't know Parker was that young, hehehe, it was like hitting a jackpot!!!

And yes!!! God, I love Starker!! Tony was sooooo jelly, watching the cameras and trackers he implanted in the spidey suit like a HAWK, (no Clint) after seeing Wade taking his personal boy toy out...

I'm talking 24/7, outright stalking, constantly asking Happy about Parker. (Happy of course gets a little concerned for his buddy, because, what???)

A little bit of touchy-touchy business with himself while watching of course, who'd even know anyways? Who is he hurting— he's Tony fucking Stark!

Beautiful, truly...

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Due to both recent kin awakenings AND an unrelated split in our system: I am inclined to ask if you give any shits about Ultron and if you do, what sick and twisted thoughts you have rattling around. No pressure if the answer is that you don't like Ultron.

He molest Tony he molested Tony he molests Tony

Anyways, I'm so sad, but I've only seen him in the avengers movie, and like two comics— but oh my god he's cool as hellll

Best message and motivation by far oh my god

Probably my fav villain hehehehe

Ummmmmmmm, def him and Magento, hehehehehe, that'll be fun I think, yes please

Tehehahahahhahahaaaaa, him x Tony obvi, omg so fucking hilarious, I was laughing for like three minutes while typing this think of those two, and they're both evil and fucked up ahahahjwheheheheh

OR HIM AND THE MAXIMOFF TWINS LMAO

siiiggghh, I love my chud life

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i mean in general i could go either way with seafood but cocktail shrimp is usually cold. You still gotta like cook it though so either way that thing will be hot at some point. Also im just imagining peter asking tony for help on his homeworj snd tony gets so hard he cant think

I do agree, it's gotta be cooked at some point, but I feel like it's another thing to enjoy eating it warm— I think it's just a sensory thing that icks me out with warm sea food, egh...

HEHEHEHHEE

I could totally see that, hehehehe—

"Mr. Stark, I really can't figure out this geometry problem... This squared is 49, so therefore it's gotta be—"

"Holy fuck I want you pregnant, errrrr... Triangle. The answer's triangle— what color is your underwear?"

"... What...?"

The sudden change in subject is making me laugh so hard, thank you anon...

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not sure if you care about bucky or steve, but do you think steve ever did anything with bucky when bucky was a teen and he wasnt? i feel like they definitely did as some stress relief

YES!

I agree with that !!!

UAAGGHHH, I never did care much for Bucky, but ships are one of those things that draw me in, and strangle me with to death until I like a character, so this idea definitely got me to pay more mind to him...

God that's a good concept, and they're trying to keep all quiet and junk? Yummmmyyy

Bucky def internalized that, for the good or bad, you decide

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dude your so cool trust trust

Heh... Ik (⌐■ᴗ■)✧

Tehehehehe tysm hehehehe YOU'RE so kewl heheheheh