#age jokes

[funnyfiasco]

Feeling as vintage as this salad bowl!

[mooninfini]

new rule, if you're not considered ancient by internet standards, you can't use "back then" or "back in my day" or "when i was a kid" because wdym i turn 25 in less than 48 hours and i feel like i should be a mummy bc i saw a under 18 user say one of those.

(joke post)

[dehex18]

A day will soon come when people won't be able to reasonably joke about someone being old by saying, "Well, everything was in black and white back then, wasn't it?"

Time marches ever on, and we must cherish the present while we have it.

[blacknomadsoldier]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Your poor ability to cook

[blacknomadsoldier]

Teenage me

Adult me

Elderly me

[murdermayhemandjack]

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329. jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

texts || accepting

[txt: unknown] wait[txt: unknown] you know how to use the camera?

[imkeepinit]

The way the joke is supposed to go:

Me,describing the trip to work: "I was listening to the music of my people." Average normal co-worker: "What's the music of your people?" Me: "🎵If I could turn back time...🎵"

The way it went tonight:

Me:  "I was was listening to the music of my people." Brett: "Frank Sinatra?"

[sallygcronin]

Smorgasbord Laughter Academy - Confusion, Miscalculations and Bumper stickers.

Smorgasbord Laughter Academy – Confusion, Miscalculations and Bumper stickers.

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