#agent 1 helluva boss

[spizzaza]

I asked for ideas on what Agent 0 does with his agents. This is one I liked.😀

Agent 0's doppelganger and he sees himself as sexy.👀

If you have any other ideas, you can write them in the comments below.⤵️👍

@roisaqueen

[spizzaza]

I asked for ideas on what Agent 0 does with his agents. This is one I liked.😀

Agent 0, Leader of the Dhorks, gives birthday gifts to Agent 1 and 2.

If you have any other ideas, you can write them in the comments below.

@roisaqueen

Here the page:

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[dhorkscriticizes]

Hello

Agent 1: Hey hey hey! How are yous?

Agent 2: Sorry for the radio silence. Dey having us pull double duty.

Agent 1: But messages always makes tings better

[dhorkscriticizes]

Hey you two, what do you guys have on demons up there?.. Want to see something but I don't know what's known up there... about us demon folk down here.

- @leviathang--criticizes

Agent 1: We gots lots of information on y’all

Agent 2: No one believes us though…thinks it all doctored

Agent 1: although we have been treated cordially so far down here…

Agent 2: At this point, it’s like what’s the use of no one believes us though

[dhorkscriticizes]

*Loud and Obnoxious Portal noises*

(Both agents stumble into Hell and look around)

Agent 1: Okay so, all we need to do is find out where the birdbrain is

Agent 2: Shouldn’t we do recon first? We going into dis blind and there are hellspawn everywhere *kicks at an imp trying to bite her ankle*

Agent 1: We hafta start somewheres and dis time, we ain’t being taken advantage of. We do know dere are 7 rings and each is color coded, so dere’s a start.

Agent 2: Here. *presses a button on her watch and she transforms into a demon in a flash of light* Disguises. Hurry and put yours on,1

Agent 1: *does the same and shudders* Guess we ain’t got a choice. Let’s go.

[dhorkscriticizes]

Dhorks… could really use your help against Stolass.

Agent 1: Let us boot up our portal and wes be on the way, right 2

Agent 2: Been awhile since we kicked demon ass >:3

[dhorkscriticizes]

Holy fuck, I almost forgot you guys even existed.

So you’re awake too, huh? About fucking time. Hope you liked that little Sowy card I gave you and those angel prudes you hang with. I would’ve added a little basket but I doubt you humans can even eat Hell food. Still think killing all your friends was fucking awesome! No hard feelings, right? Right.

—Selfaware Blitzø🔪

Agent One: Waddya mean by that? 😒

Agent Two: We was doing paperwork for weeks!!!

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 1: We’re here ta denounce the awful depiction of us.

Agent 2: Our mission is to clear up any confusion and paint us in a bettah light.

Agent 1: We can take criticism,but having our hard work mocked is insulting

Agent 2: We ain’t always bumbling idiots and we’s gonna rectify that

Agents 1&2: We are DHORKS and we will not stahp until our names are cleared

(Inspired by @stellacriticizes )

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Red is Agent 2

Orange is Agent 1

White is out of character

Tags:

Out of the office(OOC)

Paperwork(writing)

helluvahazbinselfaware(AU tag)

selfaware DHORKS/dhorks(personal tag/catch all)

New Quarter(arc/story progression)