#selfaware blitzo

[dhorkscriticizes]

Both of you are human? How delicious delightful!

I need to move a piano but I'm afraid I'll hurt my old back. Could you help me? I'll pay both of you, and maybe you'd want to stay for dinner ^^

Agent 1: What games are ya playin’?

Agent 2: Don’t think we’ll be fooled easily

Agent 1:We know bettah

[dhorkscriticizes]

Holy fuck, I almost forgot you guys even existed.

So you’re awake too, huh? About fucking time. Hope you liked that little Sowy card I gave you and those angel prudes you hang with. I would’ve added a little basket but I doubt you humans can even eat Hell food. Still think killing all your friends was fucking awesome! No hard feelings, right? Right.

—Selfaware Blitzø🔪

Agent One: Waddya mean by that? 😒

Agent Two: We was doing paperwork for weeks!!!