#self aware dhorks

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 1: What purpose do we even serve in this series?

Agent 2: We feel like melted buttah left in the sun

Agent 1: we show up, do goofy shit and get our ass beat

Agent 2: We was the top agents with a low failure rate and now look at us.

Agent 1: A LAUGHINGSTOCK.

Agent 2: It’s humiliating

Agent 1: Embarassing.

[dhorkscriticizes]

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE AWAKE TOO???? AYYYYYY!!!

Agent 1: We is indeed.

Agent 2: Took us awhile to get tha papahwork signed off on but the Boss thought it was time

[dhorkscriticizes]

Dhorks… could really use your help against Stolass.

Agent 1: Let us boot up our portal and wes be on the way, right 2

Agent 2: Been awhile since we kicked demon ass >:3

[dhorkscriticizes]

Hello

Agent 1: Hey hey hey! How are yous?

Agent 2: Sorry for the radio silence. Dey having us pull double duty.

Agent 1: But messages always makes tings better

[dhorkscriticizes]

Hello! I'm giving you two free tickets to come to my show on the 1st of March! Someone very special is going to debut~ I'd love to see you there! 💕

-with love, @verosikacritical 🤫

Agent 1: Now this is more like it

Agent 2 her music ain’t too bad neither. Gotta make sure the outfits are badass

[dhorkscriticizes]

Hey you two, what do you guys have on demons up there?.. Want to see something but I don't know what's known up there... about us demon folk down here.

- @leviathang--criticizes

Agent 1: We gots lots of information on y’all

Agent 2: No one believes us though…thinks it all doctored

Agent 1: although we have been treated cordially so far down here…

Agent 2: At this point, it’s like what’s the use of no one believes us though

[dhorkscriticizes]

*Loud and Obnoxious Portal noises*

(Both agents stumble into Hell and look around)

Agent 1: Okay so, all we need to do is find out where the birdbrain is

Agent 2: Shouldn’t we do recon first? We going into dis blind and there are hellspawn everywhere *kicks at an imp trying to bite her ankle*

Agent 1: We hafta start somewheres and dis time, we ain’t being taken advantage of. We do know dere are 7 rings and each is color coded, so dere’s a start.

Agent 2: Here. *presses a button on her watch and she transforms into a demon in a flash of light* Disguises. Hurry and put yours on,1

Agent 1: *does the same and shudders* Guess we ain’t got a choice. Let’s go.

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 2: *relaxing in a beach chair sipping a margarita* Now this is the life, ain’t it 1?

Agent 1:*half asleep in his own beach chair* I’ll say! All expense week long vaycay in the Bahamas. What do you think those hellspawn are doin’?

Agent 2: Who cares? We deserve this 1, and don’t you’d forget it